In which the Musical Man is told to “be a lion” and “ease on down the road” while being torn apart by a tornado. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: musicalmanpod@gmail.com

In which the Musical Man urges us to go out there and join the circus. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: musicalmanpod@gmail.com

In which the Musical Man plays chess and checkers at the Check Apron Ball while refusing to engage with Anna Lilla, AKA the Sunshine Girl. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: musicalmanpod@gmail.com

In which the Musical Man is struck by a Wabash cannonball; poisoned by a loaf of shortnin’ bread baked by a wayfaring stranger and the maiden with dreamy eyes; pitied by nobody; and buried five miles north of Toyland. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: musicalmanpod@gmail.com

In which the Musical Man accepts the call to high adventure by climbing over these palace walls alongside Babkak, Omar, Aladdin, and Kassim. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: musicalmanpod@gmail.com

In which the Musical Man is instructed to dance around the one with that comedy chorus girl while entertaining memories of you. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: musicalmanpod@gmail.com

In which the Musical Man becomes friends with and develops feelings for the gorgeous Eve while navigating this beautiful, beautiful world. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: musicalmanpod@gmail.com

In which the Musical Man hides Michael Jordan’s ball under a big ass rock. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: musicalmanpod@gmail.com