This week’s Totally Wholesome Not Dirty Podcast is a solo episode—just me, unfiltered, a little unhinged, and talking about everything from figs to fitness to fighting nicotine cravings.

I share the chaos of dealing with a nosy neighbor obsessed with my fig tree, rant about self-checkout horror stories, and even question whether poison ivy is just a scam we all believed as kids. Somewhere in between, I spiral into my thoughts on Trader Joe’s cult vibes, bidets, sex work meets self work, and yes… why I once threw a lemon at the wall.

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Back to the stoner age with the girls this week, dressed like Wilma & Betty from the Flintstones! Infiltrating Trader Joe's, a shocking admission from Molly, justification and procrastination, baby food, slapping yourself back into reality, and much more on today's episode!

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Produced by: David Warne

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Our brains are decomposing, but that never stopped a podcast episode! Gamer rage, the horrors of Disneyland, our recommended position of the week, and get ready because Beef With Bryan has returned.

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TIME STAMPS

02:25 - Period Panties

09:00 - Grinding For 2$

10:51- The Corgi Obsession

37:40 – I Can Make Whatever

52:55 – Sex Position

Produced by: David Warne

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