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This week on Vaguely True, Ep 812 — or as we like to call it, "America’s favorite semi-factual therapy session" — your host Robb Vega takes on the chaos, the comedy, and the confusion that is modern U.S. politics.

🧠 What if we sent every American to Mars and only brought back the best of the best? (Spoiler: TSA wouldn't make the cut.)

🪪 We unpack the mysterious new Trump Golden Visa — because why have a wall when you can have a loyalty program?

🎺 Also: Trump’s parade dreams, Tucker Carlson vs. Ted Cruz (spoiler: nobody wins), and the curious case of Steve Bannon, the man who somehow knows what MAGA means better than most people at a MAGA rally.

(Yes, we clarify: it’s MAGA, not Magnet. But honestly, “Make America Gravitational Again” has a nice ring to it.)

And we ask the big question: Where are all the smart people going? Are they fleeing the country or just hiding in plain sight at Trader Joe’s?

So tune in, laugh, think, and try not to scream into a pillow. You’re among friends here.

💬 Drop your questions, theories, or Mars colonization plans in the comments.

Not your average political show — but probably the one we need right now.

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