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Ever wondered what foods might naturally boost your libido? Or why your pee smells strange after eating asparagus? Dave and Matt tackle these burning questions and more in this laugh-out-loud episode packed with bizarre food facts and their usual brand of unfiltered gay commentary.

The episode kicks off with the boys recounting their Anzac Day adventures at Panthers club in Western Sydney, where solemn remembrance meets spirited celebration. Between the two-up gambling and paying respects to fallen soldiers, they confess their real passion for the day was people-watching—specifically, admiring the abundance of attractive men. Their hilariously detailed observations about one particularly well-endowed gentleman will have you in stitches (and possibly blushing).

Next, they share their experience at a Panthers versus Manly rugby league match, where they enjoyed the luxury of corporate lounge access. Their wide-eyed descriptions of the state-of-the-art stadium make it clear this was a highlight of their week, though Dave's bathroom observations suggest he found other highlights as well.

The main course of the episode serves up surprising revelations about foods with sexual benefits. Did you know porridge oats might boost testosterone? Or that watermelon functions similarly to Viagra when consumed in large quantities? From oysters (which Matt finds revolting) to the infamous durian fruit (described as smelling like "rotten flesh"), the hosts explore traditional and scientific claims about aphrodisiacs with their trademark humour.

The episode rounds out with "Dave's Letter of the Day," an educational segment unpacking gay terminology beginning with B—including "baby gay," "bear," and "beard." A listener's hilarious story about an awkward checkout experience with suggestive produce adds the perfect dessert to this feast of an episode.

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