Hi Daughters! On this episode we’re serving up the Coachella 2026 tea. Sabrina ate, Vanessa Hudgens is forever our queen of Coachella + more! Plus, a full KATSEYE & Popstar Academy deep dive (Manon… we need answers), and along the way we get into NY Bridal Fashion Week, Bailyn’s Home Exchange vacay, Tiana's renovation era, the building manager from hell who broke Tiana’s freezer, and the comment that called us too loud. Spoiler, we're not piping down ✨

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Chapters

0:00 – Welcome back, daughters

0:53 – Jersey Shore is Bailyn's comfort show and she has lore about it

9:07 – Having an older sibling means watching whatever THEY watched

11:20 – Dance Moms literally made Tiana a dancer (and Christie is her hero)

22:57 – Wait one more thing about Jersey Shore: the JWoww & Snooki letter

24:11 – Tiana falls asleep to Grey's Anatomy and yes even the bomb episode

35:14 – Tiana & Pedro's sci-fi obsession: The 100

43:00 – Outlander, or Bailyn falling for her husband's evil great-great-grandfather

50:10 – Tiana cried through four straight episodes of Dance Academy

57:47 – Killing Eve & Severance are Bailyn's two-for-one

63:49 – Lost walked so Yellowjackets could run

66:52 – Tiana made Pedro watch Vampire Diaries to see if he'd pick Damon

69:48 – Love Island UK supremacy, miss Tiana with the US version

80:58 – Love you, daughters

Hi Daughters! As eldest daughters, we have watched A LOT of tv. Who else was gonna keep a pulse on culture in the house?? We have seen it all! Reality, drama, sci-fi, vampires, time travel… here are our fav tv shows of all time!!✨

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Chapters

0:00 – Welcome back, daughters

0:53 – Jersey Shore is Bailyn's comfort show and she has lore about it

9:07 – Having an older sibling means watching whatever THEY watched

11:20 – Dance Moms literally made Tiana a dancer (and Christie is her hero)

22:57 – Wait one more thing about Jersey Shore: the JWoww & Snooki letter

24:11 – Tiana falls asleep to Grey's Anatomy and yes even the bomb episode

35:14 – Tiana & Pedro's sci-fi obsession: The 100

43:00 – Outlander, or Bailyn falling for her husband's evil great-great-grandfather

50:10 – Tiana cried through four straight episodes of Dance Academy

57:47 – Killing Eve & Severance are Bailyn's two-for-one

63:49 – Lost walked so Yellowjackets could run

66:52 – Tiana made Pedro watch Vampire Diaries to see if he'd pick Damon

69:48 – Love Island UK supremacy, miss Tiana with the US version

80:58 – Love you, daughters

Hi Daughters! Your crazy dating stories were so good we needed to make a part 2. From spending the night in a pimped out short bus to date stacking in europe, our daughters have seen it all! Enoy more dating lore.✨

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Chapters

0:00 – Welcome back, daughters

1:57 – She spent the night in his pimped out short bus

6:03 – Tiana's gym date invited her to a Molly party

9:43 – The "hey diva" test every man needs to pass

12:12 – 4 perfect dates, a Europe trip, and a "keep shining" breakup text

22:48 – Date stacking is real and being trusting doesn't make you gullible

27:00 – Performative Brooklyn males are literally Mockingjays

28:48 – "Never trust a man with scoliosis" and other unhinged closing arguments

30:57 – He pulled it out on the couch next to her mom AND her grandma

35:43 – The community theater magician with the micropenis

41:29 – He called her man-hating because she thinks PTA is overrated

44:13 – "He has a good relationship with his mom" is NOT a green flag

48:19 – The conservative who markets women's lingerie as humanitarian work

53:08 – The silent stand-up class guy who kissed like a metronome

59:11 – Love you, daughters

Hi Daughters! On this episode we read the crazy dating stories you wrote into us. There are so many twists and turns that we never expected… you’ll have to listen to find out. And this is only part 1! ✨

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Chapters:

0:00 – Go Leave Us Five Stars Right Now We'll Wait!!

0:35 – We Finally Got Your Dating Horror Stories and OH BOY

1:36 – No Life Updates Just Working

2:06 – Canadian Tuxedos??

3:23 – The Carolinas Are Calling & Tiana's Secret Southern Lore

8:13 – Beach House Parents Loved Her, Their Son Was a Nightmare

12:56 – Actually This Is Giving Shania From Mormon Wives

15:15 – Youth Group Lore Unlocked: The Bikini Dad Panel and Other Crimes

21:06 – Magic Tricks on a First Date?? Green Flag Actually

23:17 – He Showed Up Drunk, She Paid $328, and THEN She Dated Him for Four Years

26:35 – Subway Parking Lot Date With the Guy Who Called Her a Fake African

33:28 – Sir Why Are You Road Raging on the Way to the Pumpkin Patch

38:39 – Bailyn's Car Accident That Accidentally Paid for Grad School

42:19 – If You Run a Red Light With Bailyn in the Car It's Over

43:29 – He Cried and Pulled Out Roses Mid-Hookup and Honestly… We're Not Mad?

49:25 – Part Two Next Week Because Y'all Delivered

Hi Daughters! On this very special episode we are breaking down our girls trip to Paris for fashion week. We get into the travel details, where we stayed, fashion events, making French girlfriends, vintage shopping, our Louis Carmen journal experience, and how paris inspires us as artists!!✨

0:00 - Welcome back + Paris fashion week recap intro

1:34 - The plane Karen who wouldn't switch seats

9:26 - Landing in Paris & the weather was PERFECT

10:53 - Puddlegum (Narnia deep lore)

14:53 - Our pink hotel room at Hotel Clebert

18:46 - Speaking French & getting kicked out of French class

21:54 - Making French girlfriends + the best cheesecake in Paris

22:37 - Filming brand content & learning to create together

28:15 - We literally danced at the Paris Opera House

29:36 - Paris vintage shopping haul (the pink coat!!)

30:40 - Louis Carmen journals aka adult Build-A-Bear

40:39 - Paris vs. New York honest review

44:44 - French work culture is everything American hustle culture isn't

47:31 - The vintage Miu Miu bag (materialistic highlight of the trip)

49:56 - Performative cigarette by the Eiffel Tower

51:01 - Making friends abroad & becoming a more integrated version of yourself

54:29 - We saw Lily Rose Depp making out in an alley

56:10 - Our taxi driver almost killed us on the way home

58:08 - Outro: lock in so we can go back to Paris

The podcast for weird girls all grown up

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Hi Daughters! On this episode we are talking all things pop culture. We cover Timothée Chalamet’s remarks on ballet and opera, the traitors finale, Taylor Frankie Paul as the next Bachelorette, Zendaya’s iconic new pixie cut, and as always - much much more!!✨

The podcast for weird girls all grown up

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0:00 Intro + Check-In with Tiana + Bailyn's False Spring

5:05 Timothée Chalamet vs. Ballet & Opera

9:27 The Real Cost of Pursuing the Arts (+ Misty Copeland)

13:49 He's Typecast, Not Method. No Oscar for You!!

16:39 Oscars: If Michael B. Jordan Doesn't Win, We Riot

21:53 Sinners Is a Perfect Film & Should Sweep Everything

23:10 Jesse Buckley in Hamnet 31:21 The Traitors Finale: Bobby Won & Candace Needs to Chill

37:20 Whitney Port & Mark Ballas Are Both in Chicago on Broadway

38:21 Scandoval Update: Tom Sandoval Is Still on TV (Still Awful)

40:34 Whitney Port as Dancer Inspo: Dance Always Finds You

44:06 Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana Reunion (Her Dad Was There??)

45:40 Miley Has Been Grammy-Robbed & We're Furious

49:26 Zendaya's Pixie Cut

51:51 Bailyn Is Getting a Bob??

55:56 Taylor Frankie Paul & the New Bachelorette Season

57:17 Hannah Brown Is Iconic / Matt James Is Not

1:03:40 Outro: Send Us Your Craziest Dating Stories

Hi Daughters! Today we are doing Reddit reactions, our very first episode series!!! Our producer pulled random thread posts about womanhood and we blind reacted - weaponized incompetence, Valentine’s Day, men cheating, mysterious chlamydia, and much more.✨

The podcast for weird girls all grown up

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Chapters

0:00 - Welcome back daughters + Gaby Windey appreciation

1:15 - Today's format: reacting to Reddit posts

3:48 - REDDIT #1: "My BF's fake incompetence is driving me crazy"

9:14 - Our verdict: he's a bum (weaponized incompetence)

9:46 - Is this the mom's fault or the dad's fault?

12:54 - The mental load & why it kills your attraction

16:12 - How to actually set boundaries from the start

19:51 - The pet test: get an animal before you have kids

21:38 - Gloria Steinem & men finding identity in the home

23:17 - The Bechdel Test (and why this podcast fails it)

25:35 - REDDIT #2: "BF tested positive for chlamydia and denies cheating"

26:13 - He's in the military... red flag

27:27 - How to stay calm when you know they're lying

33:22 - "You're the only person I've had sex with IN THIS RELATIONSHIP"

36:27 - Our advice: you can't stay with someone you don't trust

40:20 - REDDIT #3: "Mother-in-law wants to know my whereabouts at all times"

43:30 - If your man won't stand up to his mom, LEAVE

45:34 - What a healthy mom-son relationship actually looks like

46:47 - Boomers think we're lazy & the economy rant

48:13 - Bailyn's Kit Kittredge Great Recession obsession

50:26 - REDDIT #4: "Am I unreasonable for getting an ick?" (Valentine's Day edition)

51:16 - He said "you believe in Valentine's Day?" ...sir

53:46 - Reading the unhinged comments

56:09 - What we did for Valentine's Day (the bookstore tradition)

1:02:17 - If you're not getting what you want on V-Day, leave

1:05:19 - REDDIT #5: "Is it harder to be an ugly woman than an ugly man?"

1:06:05 - Reading the responses + the swag gap

1:07:23 - Every relationship is a beautiful woman with an ugly man

1:07:54 - Men: please do some self-care

1:08:52 - There are no ugly women, only ugly men

1:11:44 - Closing: send us your write-ins for the next one!

we're back daughters✨ this week we're getting INTO it!! the America's Next Top Model Netflix documentary had us heated. we talk Tyra Banks, what she did to Jay Manuel, the Shandy situation, and why climbing the ladder and pulling it up behind you is NOT the move. plus we break down the Tate McRae Olympics controversy, the US men’s hockey team being embarrassing, and why Alyssa Liu is our hero. also: tarot readings, lucid dreams, Paris trip prep, and Tiana's new hair era. it's a lot. we love you.

0:00 - Welcome back daughters!

1:28 - Life check-in: lucid dreams & tarot readings

7:25 - Tiana's new hair era

12:11 - The ANTM Netflix Documentary: Tyra Banks discussion

15:39 - Tyra vs. the producers & selling out

16:46 - What happened to Shandy (TW: sexual assault)

21:30 - Jay Manuel gets blackballed by Tyra

29:00 - The blackface photoshoots & Miss Jay

35:00 - Body image, dance, and why we don't make comments about bodies

41:00 - Winter Olympics: the Tate McRae controversy

47:00 - US men's hockey team vs. the women's team

49:00 - Alyssa Liu is our hero & you don't have to suffer for your art

55:00 - North Korea episode teaser & outro