hey daughters!!🫧

i’m backkkkkk… from a surprise italy adventure. SURPRISE! i have hubby on to discuss our italy journeys. oh yes, hubby came too. he did his solo backpacking day pray love. and i went to a dance intensive on a italian vineyard, it was truly something out of a movie. we met up and went to the sea together for our 2 year wedding anniversary and it was just as romantic as it sounds. italymaxxing and finding ourselves!! this one is full of insight, vulnerability, and our classic bai and a banter. enjoy!

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0:00 – hi daughters, the hubby is back

0:57 – the trip breakdown: a dance retreat, a backpack, a beach town

2:58 – addressing the panic allegations

4:19 – nobody told us Italy closes from 2 to 7

5:40 – he got mad at a world food festival

7:23 – the saddest bowl of pasta in Torino

8:53 – this is where he needed his wife

9:21 – table for one (and a Michelin rejection)

10:38 – solo travel fixed something in him

13:10 – the longest a man has ever spoken on this podcast

13:21 – every trip before this was a work trip

15:19 – Torino, Bologna, Napoli: a new bed every night

17:24 – the Italy trip we were supposed to take in college

19:16 – Bailyn's dance retreat on a vineyard

21:47 – dance is for everyone, actually

24:22 – finally in the right room

25:23 – glamping, outdoor showers, and bears (a concern)

27:18 – skipping pilates is self-care + the no-jet-lag method

28:49 – true crime before breakfast

31:19 – dancing with no mirrors

35:15 – getting her voice back

37:25 – how an eldest daughter gets made

40:19 – let's get into the Italy food

42:28 – best meal, worst meal (taco night??)

44:40 – dessert every night and the slutty brownie's international reach

46:16 – what she's keeping for herself

47:54 – the beach town

49:23 – the home exchange apartment frozen in the 90s

52:01 – seconds from the Ligurian Sea

52:32 – a town run by grandmothers

55:48 – focaccia dipped in cappuccino

56:44 – the best pizza and an anniversary swordfish dinner

58:53 – wine on tap for under three euros

1:00:06 – the bread marathon

1:01:08 – two vintage bags, two suitcases, three shirts

1:03:00 – how we came back

1:05:32 – it's fall in New York

1:06:16 – two years married (we think)

hey daughters! 🫧

wanna hear some crazy dating stories… yes please!! this week we have my childhood friend, macy ninness, on the show to discuss our most insane dating stories and a couple of yours too. we go on so many funny tangents about the wild world of first dates and situationships - it’s actually insane the scenarios men put us in on a casual friday evening for absolutely no reason. from panic attacks mid movie to a guy literally falling asleep naked on the toilet we truly cover it all! macy is the coolest dating correspondent a girl could ask for!! enjoy!

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0:00 – intro

0:20 – hi it's Macy, we've known each other since we were 13

0:55 – where do you fall in the birth order?

3:08 – our nieces came and took everything from us

8:20 – gen alpha thinks 2017 was a golden era and they're right

9:46 – the hair crimes: locks of love, 450 degrees, and the slick back that took our edges

13:48 – your sister is your biggest supporter and your biggest op

16:12 – "you look like a middle school boy who plays drums in his garage" ...thank you

18:22 – red hair, microbangs, and the two years I tried being a brunette

22:38 – dolly

25:35 – nobody listens to women between 50 and 70

29:19 – free bleeding, period diapers, and the tampon you're not allowed to carry

31:18 – if men had periods they would not last one day

31:47 – okay. dating stories. let's get into it.

33:27 – COUCH GUY: he does not sleep in a bed

41:13 – negging, bruised egos, and the biggest ick there is

42:47 – my first date with my husband was a catastrophe

45:27 – he took me to see Annabelle. he did not ask.

47:35 – "do you want me to pay for you?"

49:11 – the panic attack

51:32 – the 11am phone call and the rejection

53:41 – our freshman seminar was called Pros and Cons of Marxism

55:47 – a healthy amount of yearning

57:32 – nobody meets in real life anymore

1:01:36 – he drove me home and then I found him asleep on the toilet

1:05:26 – a girl I don't know hard launched my situationship

1:10:54 – can a situationship ever actually become a relationship

1:15:54 – a daughter wrote in: the juice bar incident

1:19:57 – a daughter wrote in: accidental polyamory

1:21:31 – can you have friends of the opposite sex? a debate.

1:24:20 – sans Sophie

1:30:05 – what actually changes when you get married

1:32:08 – being the single friend when everyone is coupled up

1:35:06 – a daughter wrote in: "what kind of women would you date?"

1:37:00 – the themed coffee shop tangent

1:41:04 – a daughter wrote in: this one isn't funny

1:42:13 – how men talk about their exes on a first date

1:44:43 – Shania Twain and the great husband swap

1:46:56 – send us more stories, we are begging

1:47:38 – she has a date on Friday (they met at an estate sale)

1:49:26 – bye daughters ✨

hey daughters! 🫧

i don’t even know how to start this description. somehow i convinced the real eldest daughter to come on the pod. my big sister, taylor. once upon a time in like 2017 i dreamed of starting a podcast with my older sister and calling it “eldest daughter podcast.” little did i know one day i would start it without her (rude) and then force her to come on as a co-host (sweet). this is the ultimate sister lore episode. we talk about so many niche y2k childhood memories… teen dance lock-ins, entire bedroom walls of magazine clippings, stealing from dollar general, cropped baby phat puffer jackets, and sneaking into the floor section of a concert your friendemies excluded you from. it is a nostalgia juggernaut. enjoy!!

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Chapters:

0:00 – who's the real eldest daughter??

2:46 – i argued the principal into a parking spot

6:25 – the teachers who could not handle a loud girl

7:19 – my 10th grade english teacher hated me and idk why

9:38 – the tote ban of 2008 was so anti-woman

12:21 – she kicked my bag so i kicked hers

14:19 – bring back eye for an eye

16:58 – "wait, are you taylor's sister?"

17:45 – baby phat, apple bottoms, old navy flip flops in winter

20:24 – the body central pee incident: what happened next

21:52 – dollar general ballet flats and e.l.f. makeup (allegedly)

23:27 – magazine walls were pinterest before pinterest

24:20 – the usher and chris brown wall (+ a lloyd deep cut)

26:13 – growing up on a military base is the upside down

28:02 – i won the run it contest and almost got jumped

30:31 – they left me out of the concert so mom went to war

32:01 – mom had her at 16 (full lorelai and rory)

33:18 – $13 outfits and concert tickets from the grocery store

34:52 – i touched lloyd

36:47 – touching an artist used to be LORE

37:35 – the myspace top 8

38:30 – the stalker song: "put me on your top"

40:29 – h-o-e ♥ was the signature (and the limewire computer)

42:33 – burning soulja boy cds before he blew up

44:23 – we sent each other messages through the radio

45:11 – punch buggy law and the road trip seating charts

47:19 – the video ipod, elmo, and inventing backpack rap

50:02 – reality tv peaked on vh1, mtv, and oxygen

50:28 – we watched sammi fight jwoww live. we wrote the ancient texts.

55:06 – they called me a bimbo in the comments

55:57 – victoria's secret runs and making our brothers be "thong man"

57:09 – she got on the middle school bus to threaten everyone

59:17 – "you may not sign my cast"

60:15 – out of the sling and straight into a fight

61:44 – the wolfpack and the sierras

62:08 – i was 8 and i was her prom stylist

64:28 – the ed hardy heels and the $50 prom dress

68:36 – tanning bed rituals and playboy bunny stickers

69:38 – ok that's it bye daughters ✨

hey daughter! 🫧

i have one of my best friends and literal sisters on the show this ep, Alli. okay jk we are not blood sisters but in every other way we are! we get into all the weird similarities we have that brought us together over the years. being in the same sorority, having the same position on exec, having hot older sisters, being the chubby smart little sister, growing up in tennessee, being liberal in the south, being each others bridesmaids, the list goes on!! we also get into our shared obsession with Mary Beth Baron and how she’s making it cool and hot to be a feminist again. this is such a fun and girly ep daughters. Enjoy!

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0:00 – hi daughters, we're in nashville with the tiny mics

0:53 – ali hoff vs. allison hoffer, explained

1:46 – we're sisters (sorority sisters) and the airbrushed "i heart bailyn" shirt

5:51 – tennessee women hold it down

6:42 – raised by queer moms, and the first lesbian on the pod

7:45 – provincetown is gay people disney world

9:06 – growing up without the gender norms, and dreading a life with a man

12:30 – birth order, explained (again)

13:37 – the youngest by twelve years but eldest daughter coded

17:59 – the chubby kid and the sisters who were just hot

18:51 – the identical just dance photo

21:17 – her sister looked like j.lo and they shared a bathroom

23:29 – i might be a gay liberal but i'm a southern belle

24:05 – the 4th grade mock election that made her a menace

25:30 – i ran as reese's puffs and went green party

27:57 – announcing trump won at catholic school

29:00 – four boys, one debate, one pink-haired girl

30:24 – it's harder to be outspoken now that she's out

32:00 – the case for celebrities getting political again

32:43 – taylor swift got demoted from sister to cousin

35:41 – mary beth barone and galaxy brain

36:10 – the carries-everything-from-the-beach husband

39:09 – the incels in the comments

41:46 – only men can be ugly

42:35 – the clapback that went viral

44:51 – she's an incel's worst nightmare

49:14 – soapbox: women need community again

51:32 – amy schumer, the women's march, and the pendulum

53:30 – why are women so competitive with each other now

57:15 – the lesbian lens on womanhood

58:38 – dating men sucks right now

59:58 – she proposed. then emily proposed back.

1:01:19 – the two-year engagement (and the dress)

1:06:21 – where to find alli (she's never seen titanic)

1:07:46 – send us your crazy dating stories

hey daughters!! 🫧 i have a special guest this week… my dear friend omid. he documents Iranian food/culture and hosts community events for lovers of culture/music called Club Joon. we discuss all things following our childhood dreams, our 5-9s after our 9-5s, and how important community is to us! plus some side plots like state funded cat colonies and meeting on governors island on the 4th of july. i am completely obsessed with all the advice and insight omid shares about his journey right now. please enjoy daughters!

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0:00 – meet omid afshar, persian food documentarian and club joon founder

0:27 – documenting your own culture back to yourself

3:11 – the 5-to-9 job (and the 2am one)

5:29 – omid was a loner who had lunch with the teachers

7:16 – your 4th grade dream job was the whole answer

8:56 – bubbly women don't get taken seriously, so i wore black

10:49 – TIME is the scariest word in the language

11:58 – atticus arrives and derails the entire podcast

12:59 – it's SOCIALISM for cats

14:10 – 15 cats, one house, one crazy cat lady mom

14:38 – converting a man who was prejudiced against cats

17:37 – bebe the evil cat, skippy the beloved dog

19:24 – the home exchange app, explained

20:30 – omid's apartment looks like an untouched airbnb

23:09 – the KINDA CHIC trend: a discussion

24:57 – do the trend, then subvert it

27:20 – the point is joy. that's the whole point.

29:09 – nobody has a why anymore

30:17 – club joon, and the night that got beautifully out of hand

33:46 – content is fine, human connection is the most important thing

35:40 – nobody tells you being a creator is lonely

38:08 – it's never too late to start

39:18 – shania twain was singing in hotel lobbies at 32

40:34 – when fame arrives way too early

42:31 – birth order corner: baby boys and golden boys

43:16 – how do you get out of an emotional rut?

45:56 – breathe, lower the stakes

47:21 – put the phone away

48:52 – zodiac talk, obviously

49:41 – the plug: where to find omid

hey daughter!! 🫧 we're back!! yayyyy!! after two weeks off due to an unexpected life event i have a hubby episode for you. ew i know a man… but i promise it's really funny and cute. we read interesting marriage questions from reddit and these storiesssss, daughters. men are gross. as always it's lighthearted, girly, and fun! and i guess my husband had some takes here and there. enjoy!

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0:00 – welcome back daughters, he hyphenated too

1:21 – the armpit hair experiment of 2020

4:36 – when i sell this podcast to spotify

6:18 – neurospicy, and bringing back YOLO

8:38 – women are simply incontinent, next question

11:47 – what is SaaS? a lesson for the girls

16:39 – nine years together, two years married

19:35 – he asked me to steam his shirt

21:24 – atticus survived florida, barely

25:07 – DON'T ASK CHAT, ASK YOUR WIFE

27:45 – reddit: does marrying your opposite actually work

39:44 – reddit: he hid a 15x salary from his disabled wife

49:59 – reddit: marriage is mostly boring errands

55:22 – grey's anatomy is my emotional support show

59:58 – benito skinner, if you're listening

1:01:22 – reddit: the counter of filth

1:05:13 – men are filthy, women are cluttery

1:11:06 – the period research he was assigned

1:14:06 – reddit: the jackhammer situation, girl run

1:20:28 – reddit: three questions before you marry anyone

1:27:43 – who dies first? a love story

1:28:37 – hubbysode out, dope guests incoming

Hey Daughters! 🫧 I wanted to do a solo episode just between me and the daughters to reintroduce myself a little bit. My childhood was very unique and honestly it’s what makes me, me! So here is an exclusive sneak peek of the memoir just for the daughters. From being the captain of my middle school robotics team to growing up on a military base; I really get into it. I also give some advice for changing career paths once you’re already deep into one and on how to support yourself as a working artist! Love u daughters!

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0:00 – hi daughters, it's just me today

2:03 – meet my siblings (all 4 of them)

2:28 – i was raised by lesbian moms in the deep south

3:55 – was i a bimbo? the comments seem to think so

4:33 – my dad was special forces, so i was born on a military base

5:16 – little me wanted to be a supreme court justice

6:13 – growing up on post basically felt like communism

8:35 – i was at school during the 9/11 lockdown

10:10 – bones, worms, and being a literal fairy child

12:07 – dod school ruined me for civilian school

14:43 – the cool girls, the weird girls, and me the floater

16:00 – this is why people call me whimsical

17:10 – the trauma i'm saving for my memoir

17:55 – my mom raised us alone until she met my other mom

18:05 – i basically grew up in a bar

20:24 – being poor gave me a complex about my shoes

21:22 – the great pop-tart rationing of my childhood

22:05 – things finally got better for my family

22:38 – i fell in love with dance and art

24:10 – school achievements and my robotics captain era

26:01 – we won state and went to legoland

28:29 – president of every club that would have me

30:22 – big red, the $2000 prius that saved my life

31:45 – i met anthony day one of college

32:02 – i quit law for a dance mfa mid-pandemic

33:53 – my advice for switching careers: just jump

37:34 – having people believe in you means everything

40:24 – is a creative career actually harder than corporate?

43:13 – i said what i said: i want to be rich and famous

44:34 – let's hate on men, not each other

45:06 – why i actually do this podcast

46:27 – life update: two weeks in florida teaching

47:45 – coming up: episodes with anthony, nick, and you

Hey Daughters! 🫧

I come to you early early in the morning with bed hair in this episode to introduce you to my husband and the producer of this podcast, Anthony. It’s nice because I feel like we’re close enough now that I can share intimate parts of my life with you - even more than I already have lolz. CUTE! And it’s peak wedding season so I wanted to share with the daughters all the sweet and different things we did at our wedding almost 2 years ago. Can you believe I was such a child bride? Anyway, please enjoy the ease and comfort of this one. It’s a wholesome time! Love you daughters!!!

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0:00 – our first straight man ever

2:08 – married at 25 (everyone thinks i'm a trad wife)

4:07 – your social life is not a startup

8:47 – christian college & the scarlet letter door tag

10:23 – THE DUDE DISGUISE

12:11 – shamed for having a boyfriend at 18

13:23 – twin bed romance

15:42 – tornado night: every secret boyfriend revealed

17:09 – he's a queen guy. i'm a california king.

19:55 – ok THE WEDDING

21:50 – it rained. all day. hurricane season.

23:48 – i never wanted to get married bc men are assholes

26:16 – lesbian moms x the most traditional man alive

29:36 – everything shattered & they hid it from me

31:06 – we invented JFK jr fall

32:11 – the mama's world tour

34:53 – checker dance floor & a deconstructed low country boil

36:53 – nana's cheesecake the size of a table

39:50 – he bought a piano on AMAZON

40:35 – 10 steroid shots in the butt

42:24 – we sat the two firecrackers together. they fought.

43:21 – everyone wore white. i told them to.

45:07 – the dying dog got a front row seat

47:53 – the boutonniere lives in our fridge

48:37 – he turned our wedding into a DVD menu

50:34 – the planner who kept editing her texts (babe. iOS shows revisions.)

51:38 – his dream venue was my nightmare

53:09 – pink golf cart + did we sleep apart?

54:15 – the honeymoon routine

56:53 – THE PINK DRESS

59:27 – the backup dress came 4 sizes too big

61:51 – huckapoo's: the dive bar after party

64:43 – tell us your wedding details, daughters