hey daughters! 🫧

i don’t even know how to start this description. somehow i convinced the real eldest daughter to come on the pod. my big sister, taylor. once upon a time in like 2017 i dreamed of starting a podcast with my older sister and calling it “eldest daughter podcast.” little did i know one day i would start it without her (rude) and then force her to come on as a co-host (sweet). this is the ultimate sister lore episode. we talk about so many niche y2k childhood memories… teen dance lock-ins, entire bedroom walls of magazine clippings, stealing from dollar general, cropped baby phat puffer jackets, and sneaking into the floor section of a concert your friendemies excluded you from. it is a nostalgia juggernaut. enjoy!!

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Chapters:

0:00 – who's the real eldest daughter??

2:46 – i argued the principal into a parking spot

6:25 – the teachers who could not handle a loud girl

7:19 – my 10th grade english teacher hated me and idk why

9:38 – the tote ban of 2008 was so anti-woman

12:21 – she kicked my bag so i kicked hers

14:19 – bring back eye for an eye

16:58 – "wait, are you taylor's sister?"

17:45 – baby phat, apple bottoms, old navy flip flops in winter

20:24 – the body central pee incident: what happened next

21:52 – dollar general ballet flats and e.l.f. makeup (allegedly)

23:27 – magazine walls were pinterest before pinterest

24:20 – the usher and chris brown wall (+ a lloyd deep cut)

26:13 – growing up on a military base is the upside down

28:02 – i won the run it contest and almost got jumped

30:31 – they left me out of the concert so mom went to war

32:01 – mom had her at 16 (full lorelai and rory)

33:18 – $13 outfits and concert tickets from the grocery store

34:52 – i touched lloyd

36:47 – touching an artist used to be LORE

37:35 – the myspace top 8

38:30 – the stalker song: "put me on your top"

40:29 – h-o-e ♥ was the signature (and the limewire computer)

42:33 – burning soulja boy cds before he blew up

44:23 – we sent each other messages through the radio

45:11 – punch buggy law and the road trip seating charts

47:19 – the video ipod, elmo, and inventing backpack rap

50:02 – reality tv peaked on vh1, mtv, and oxygen

50:28 – we watched sammi fight jwoww live. we wrote the ancient texts.

55:06 – they called me a bimbo in the comments

55:57 – victoria's secret runs and making our brothers be "thong man"

57:09 – she got on the middle school bus to threaten everyone

59:17 – "you may not sign my cast"

60:15 – out of the sling and straight into a fight

61:44 – the wolfpack and the sierras

62:08 – i was 8 and i was her prom stylist

64:28 – the ed hardy heels and the $50 prom dress

68:36 – tanning bed rituals and playboy bunny stickers

69:38 – ok that's it bye daughters ✨