hey daughters! 🫧

wanna hear some crazy dating stories… yes please!! this week we have my childhood friend, macy ninness, on the show to discuss our most insane dating stories and a couple of yours too. we go on so many funny tangents about the wild world of first dates and situationships - it’s actually insane the scenarios men put us in on a casual friday evening for absolutely no reason. from panic attacks mid movie to a guy literally falling asleep naked on the toilet we truly cover it all! macy is the coolest dating correspondent a girl could ask for!! enjoy!

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0:00 – intro

0:20 – hi it's Macy, we've known each other since we were 13

0:55 – where do you fall in the birth order?

3:08 – our nieces came and took everything from us

8:20 – gen alpha thinks 2017 was a golden era and they're right

9:46 – the hair crimes: locks of love, 450 degrees, and the slick back that took our edges

13:48 – your sister is your biggest supporter and your biggest op

16:12 – "you look like a middle school boy who plays drums in his garage" ...thank you

18:22 – red hair, microbangs, and the two years I tried being a brunette

22:38 – dolly

25:35 – nobody listens to women between 50 and 70

29:19 – free bleeding, period diapers, and the tampon you're not allowed to carry

31:18 – if men had periods they would not last one day

31:47 – okay. dating stories. let's get into it.

33:27 – COUCH GUY: he does not sleep in a bed

41:13 – negging, bruised egos, and the biggest ick there is

42:47 – my first date with my husband was a catastrophe

45:27 – he took me to see Annabelle. he did not ask.

47:35 – "do you want me to pay for you?"

49:11 – the panic attack

51:32 – the 11am phone call and the rejection

53:41 – our freshman seminar was called Pros and Cons of Marxism

55:47 – a healthy amount of yearning

57:32 – nobody meets in real life anymore

1:01:36 – he drove me home and then I found him asleep on the toilet

1:05:26 – a girl I don't know hard launched my situationship

1:10:54 – can a situationship ever actually become a relationship

1:15:54 – a daughter wrote in: the juice bar incident

1:19:57 – a daughter wrote in: accidental polyamory

1:21:31 – can you have friends of the opposite sex? a debate.

1:24:20 – sans Sophie

1:30:05 – what actually changes when you get married

1:32:08 – being the single friend when everyone is coupled up

1:35:06 – a daughter wrote in: "what kind of women would you date?"

1:37:00 – the themed coffee shop tangent

1:41:04 – a daughter wrote in: this one isn't funny

1:42:13 – how men talk about their exes on a first date

1:44:43 – Shania Twain and the great husband swap

1:46:56 – send us more stories, we are begging

1:47:38 – she has a date on Friday (they met at an estate sale)

1:49:26 – bye daughters ✨