Hey Daughters! ✨

I have a very very cool episode for you this week, just in time for the Sag Moon! My first virtual guest, Kaitlyn, gives me a live reading of my birth chart. And girl I’m a Sagittarius, so you knowww I was eating up every word. If you’ve ever been curious about Astrology and want to dip your toes in, this is episode for you. But honestly, even if you’re already super deep, it’s also the episode for you. It’s like if your fav pop culture girly and most knowledgeable spiritual baddie had a baby. Enjoy and manifest queens! 🙏🏻

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Hey Daughters, Nick and I are back with more embarrassing childhood stories. And yes - he's still gay (his words, not mine).

I'll be honest, this episode's even better than the last. From your mom walking in on you masturbating to being born on 9/11, the daughters really served with these cringey childhood stories. As always, enjoy!

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0:00 – Welcome Back, Daughters: Embarrassing Stories Part 2

0:33 – Two Weeks in a Wet Bunk (+ Nick’s Famous Pee Detector)

3:12 – Bailyn's Body Central Flood: The Zebra Skirt Trip Gone Wrong

8:51 – She Peed Herself Honoring Maya Angelou (We're So Sorry)

16:54 – Mom Walked In On the Build-A-Bear. Then They Went to Target.

21:48 – Tangent: Bailyn's Lana Del Rey Highway Confessional

23:13 – The Great Webkins Heist (Peer-Pressured Into Robbery)

24:42 – Bailyn's Mean Girl Era: The Fake Car Crash Text

27:43 – Nick's Webkins Piracy Ring: Robin Hood of the Mall

30:34 – Her Birthday's on 9/11 (Blame Al-Qaeda, Not Her)

32:19 – She Proposed at Age 4. He Unfollowed Her Years Later.

34:25 – Bailyn's Straight-A Meltdowns: Anything Below a 93

39:08 – She Had to Teach Her Mom How to Say "Puma"

41:00 – Jealous of the Kid in the Wheelchair, So Off the Swing Set She Went

44:50 – Tangent: Proactiv, Cystic Acne & Bailyn's Senior-Year Glow-Up

47:46 – Allie's Fingers Stuck in a Ring Sizer (Cut Out by Hot Firemen)

52:58 – Face-Plant in Borrowed Birkenstocks (The Whole Gym Heard It)

1:00:08 – Nick Brought the House Down: The 6th Grade Talent Show

1:01:23 – The 7th Grade "Boyfriend" Catastrophe: Off-Beat the Entire Time

Hey Daughters! ✨

Be honest, did you eat your boogers as a kid?? Oh! You still do… this week we read all the embarrassing childhood stories you submitted! I had to ask my fellow former embarrassing child and bestie, Nick, to be the first ever MAN on the pod and he doesn’t disappoint - probably because he has two older sisters. He just gets it. Anyway, this might be our funniest episode yet. Let’s get into the cringiest moments from our childhoods!!!

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Chapters

0:00 – Nick: the first man EVER on the pod

2:13 – wait, does Nick secretly hate animals?

5:11 – birth order & why eldest daughters run the world

8:25 – how Bailyn and Anthony fell in love in college

10:00 – Nick's two moms & the great turkey trot divide

13:35 – Paris fashion week & why nobody here can speak French

17:29 – how Nick and Bailyn actually met (the Belmont lore)

21:18 – if a tree falls in the forest...

22:10 – being a gay kid at a Christian college

25:21 – improv, the lava lamp & the Magic School Bus

27:23 – the write-ins begin: your embarrassing childhood stories

28:47 – if the three of us had grown up together

31:39 – Submission 1: playing Shamu in the bathtub

33:14 – Nick vs. the dolphins (and a rogue sea urchin)

38:14 – Submission 2: the infamous booger wall

41:09 – Submission 3: the 7-year-old shoulder rub

46:51 – Submission 4: a 4th-grade ode to the Black Eyed Peas

48:31 – the Black Eyed Peas & Pitbull hot-take spiral

54:15 – Submission 5: the great seagull catastrophe

1:00:16 – Submission 6: the booger eater gets unmasked

1:02:50 – to be continued (it's a two-parter)