hey daughters! 🫧

wanna hear some crazy dating stories… yes please!! this week we have my childhood friend, macy ninness, on the show to discuss our most insane dating stories and a couple of yours too. we go on so many funny tangents about the wild world of first dates and situationships - it’s actually insane the scenarios men put us in on a casual friday evening for absolutely no reason. from panic attacks mid movie to a guy literally falling asleep naked on the toilet we truly cover it all! macy is the coolest dating correspondent a girl could ask for!! enjoy!

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0:00 – intro

0:20 – hi it's Macy, we've known each other since we were 13

0:55 – where do you fall in the birth order?

3:08 – our nieces came and took everything from us

8:20 – gen alpha thinks 2017 was a golden era and they're right

9:46 – the hair crimes: locks of love, 450 degrees, and the slick back that took our edges

13:48 – your sister is your biggest supporter and your biggest op

16:12 – "you look like a middle school boy who plays drums in his garage" ...thank you

18:22 – red hair, microbangs, and the two years I tried being a brunette

22:38 – dolly

25:35 – nobody listens to women between 50 and 70

29:19 – free bleeding, period diapers, and the tampon you're not allowed to carry

31:18 – if men had periods they would not last one day

31:47 – okay. dating stories. let's get into it.

33:27 – COUCH GUY: he does not sleep in a bed

41:13 – negging, bruised egos, and the biggest ick there is

42:47 – my first date with my husband was a catastrophe

45:27 – he took me to see Annabelle. he did not ask.

47:35 – "do you want me to pay for you?"

49:11 – the panic attack

51:32 – the 11am phone call and the rejection

53:41 – our freshman seminar was called Pros and Cons of Marxism

55:47 – a healthy amount of yearning

57:32 – nobody meets in real life anymore

1:01:36 – he drove me home and then I found him asleep on the toilet

1:05:26 – a girl I don't know hard launched my situationship

1:10:54 – can a situationship ever actually become a relationship

1:15:54 – a daughter wrote in: the juice bar incident

1:19:57 – a daughter wrote in: accidental polyamory

1:21:31 – can you have friends of the opposite sex? a debate.

1:24:20 – sans Sophie

1:30:05 – what actually changes when you get married

1:32:08 – being the single friend when everyone is coupled up

1:35:06 – a daughter wrote in: "what kind of women would you date?"

1:37:00 – the themed coffee shop tangent

1:41:04 – a daughter wrote in: this one isn't funny

1:42:13 – how men talk about their exes on a first date

1:44:43 – Shania Twain and the great husband swap

1:46:56 – send us more stories, we are begging

1:47:38 – she has a date on Friday (they met at an estate sale)

1:49:26 – bye daughters ✨

hey daughters! 🫧

i don’t even know how to start this description. somehow i convinced the real eldest daughter to come on the pod. my big sister, taylor. once upon a time in like 2017 i dreamed of starting a podcast with my older sister and calling it “eldest daughter podcast.” little did i know one day i would start it without her (rude) and then force her to come on as a co-host (sweet). this is the ultimate sister lore episode. we talk about so many niche y2k childhood memories… teen dance lock-ins, entire bedroom walls of magazine clippings, stealing from dollar general, cropped baby phat puffer jackets, and sneaking into the floor section of a concert your friendemies excluded you from. it is a nostalgia juggernaut. enjoy!!

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Chapters:

0:00 – who's the real eldest daughter??

2:46 – i argued the principal into a parking spot

6:25 – the teachers who could not handle a loud girl

7:19 – my 10th grade english teacher hated me and idk why

9:38 – the tote ban of 2008 was so anti-woman

12:21 – she kicked my bag so i kicked hers

14:19 – bring back eye for an eye

16:58 – "wait, are you taylor's sister?"

17:45 – baby phat, apple bottoms, old navy flip flops in winter

20:24 – the body central pee incident: what happened next

21:52 – dollar general ballet flats and e.l.f. makeup (allegedly)

23:27 – magazine walls were pinterest before pinterest

24:20 – the usher and chris brown wall (+ a lloyd deep cut)

26:13 – growing up on a military base is the upside down

28:02 – i won the run it contest and almost got jumped

30:31 – they left me out of the concert so mom went to war

32:01 – mom had her at 16 (full lorelai and rory)

33:18 – $13 outfits and concert tickets from the grocery store

34:52 – i touched lloyd

36:47 – touching an artist used to be LORE

37:35 – the myspace top 8

38:30 – the stalker song: "put me on your top"

40:29 – h-o-e ♥ was the signature (and the limewire computer)

42:33 – burning soulja boy cds before he blew up

44:23 – we sent each other messages through the radio

45:11 – punch buggy law and the road trip seating charts

47:19 – the video ipod, elmo, and inventing backpack rap

50:02 – reality tv peaked on vh1, mtv, and oxygen

50:28 – we watched sammi fight jwoww live. we wrote the ancient texts.

55:06 – they called me a bimbo in the comments

55:57 – victoria's secret runs and making our brothers be "thong man"

57:09 – she got on the middle school bus to threaten everyone

59:17 – "you may not sign my cast"

60:15 – out of the sling and straight into a fight

61:44 – the wolfpack and the sierras

62:08 – i was 8 and i was her prom stylist

64:28 – the ed hardy heels and the $50 prom dress

68:36 – tanning bed rituals and playboy bunny stickers

69:38 – ok that's it bye daughters ✨

hey daughter! 🫧

i have one of my best friends and literal sisters on the show this ep, Alli. okay jk we are not blood sisters but in every other way we are! we get into all the weird similarities we have that brought us together over the years. being in the same sorority, having the same position on exec, having hot older sisters, being the chubby smart little sister, growing up in tennessee, being liberal in the south, being each others bridesmaids, the list goes on!! we also get into our shared obsession with Mary Beth Baron and how she’s making it cool and hot to be a feminist again. this is such a fun and girly ep daughters. Enjoy!

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0:00 – hi daughters, we're in nashville with the tiny mics

0:53 – ali hoff vs. allison hoffer, explained

1:46 – we're sisters (sorority sisters) and the airbrushed "i heart bailyn" shirt

5:51 – tennessee women hold it down

6:42 – raised by queer moms, and the first lesbian on the pod

7:45 – provincetown is gay people disney world

9:06 – growing up without the gender norms, and dreading a life with a man

12:30 – birth order, explained (again)

13:37 – the youngest by twelve years but eldest daughter coded

17:59 – the chubby kid and the sisters who were just hot

18:51 – the identical just dance photo

21:17 – her sister looked like j.lo and they shared a bathroom

23:29 – i might be a gay liberal but i'm a southern belle

24:05 – the 4th grade mock election that made her a menace

25:30 – i ran as reese's puffs and went green party

27:57 – announcing trump won at catholic school

29:00 – four boys, one debate, one pink-haired girl

30:24 – it's harder to be outspoken now that she's out

32:00 – the case for celebrities getting political again

32:43 – taylor swift got demoted from sister to cousin

35:41 – mary beth barone and galaxy brain

36:10 – the carries-everything-from-the-beach husband

39:09 – the incels in the comments

41:46 – only men can be ugly

42:35 – the clapback that went viral

44:51 – she's an incel's worst nightmare

49:14 – soapbox: women need community again

51:32 – amy schumer, the women's march, and the pendulum

53:30 – why are women so competitive with each other now

57:15 – the lesbian lens on womanhood

58:38 – dating men sucks right now

59:58 – she proposed. then emily proposed back.

1:01:19 – the two-year engagement (and the dress)

1:06:21 – where to find alli (she's never seen titanic)

1:07:46 – send us your crazy dating stories