Now that my dad and I successfully brought two pirates to justice, it was time for us to usurp their roles in Blackbeard's crew. When we got on his ship, Blackbeard told us he was planning on attacking a British fleet and would then take the loot to his secret hiding place, which was perfect for us because we really wanted to discover his long lost treasure. Things seemed like they were going pretty well until they took a turn for the worse, leaving my dad and me in an epic battle against Blackbeard...well, I guess it wasn't that epic, but kinda epic when compared to the rest of my travels.

After bringing Jack the Ripper to justice, my dad and I decided to become pirates of the Caribbean, which I'm sure needs no explanation because obviously anyone would naturally come to that same decision. So we went back to 1718 and became members of Blackbeard's crew to discover his long lost treasure. A lot of incredibly fascinating things happen on this journey, as well as a few unfascinating things, which is why the chapter got split into two delicious episodes...YAYYYY!!!

Still reeling from the incredible discovery behind the JFK assassination, my dad and I decide we want to make another cool discovery, so we travel back to The Industrial Revolution to find out the true identity of Jack the Ripper, and you know, maybe in the process, bring him to justice. And that's what we did...we did exactly that...I don't know why I have all the ellipses which makes it seem like my dad and I didn't actually do it. I mean, we did. The dot dot dots are meant to add mystery to the sentence, like this one...