J.D. has finally made it through medical school, only to discover that becoming a doctor means getting yelled at by Dr. Cox, bullied by Dr. Kelso, flirting with Elliot, hiding from patients, and letting nurses do basically anything that requires actual medical competence. Add Turk, a questionable amount of hospital sex, a possibly imaginary Janitor, and one very dead patient, and J.D.’s first three days at Sacred Heart are less “medical career” and more “HR nightmare.”

We’re tearing apart the Scrubs pilot, “My First Day,” to see if this chaotic medical sitcom still deserves a bed in the hospital. We’ll debate whether Dr. Kelso is actually Satan, why this show might belong on Spike TV, and whether we’d rather spend a flight with Turk or Dr. Kelso. Then J.D. walks into a glass door, because apparently surviving medical school wasn't enough humiliation.

Would we fly again?

🎓 The wig is off, the bags are packed, and apparently Miley has a decision to make.

For our Hannah Montana Landing, Miley has to choose between college and a Spielberg movie, Jackson is getting beaten up by a kangaroo, Rico is somehow giving career advice, and Lilly is just trying to make it to Stanford without losing her best friend.

Plus: questionable timelines, suspiciously convenient luggage carts, and one last dose of “Best of Both Worlds” before we say goodbye.

✈️ Did Hannah Montana stick the landing?

🎤 Best of both worlds? More like best of both identities.

This week, we’re heading back to 2006 to see if Hannah Montana still hits—or if the secret identity, ketchup moisturizer, and pie-to-the-face have us screaming “Sweet niblets!”

Miley’s hiding Hannah from her best friend, Jackson is exploiting his sister’s fame for a date, and Lilly is one suspicious bracelet away from blowing the whole thing up.

Plus: alternate casting, what a recast today could look like, and questionable middle-school demographics. In the end, the question always remains:

✈️ Would we fly again?