Just when you thought Viper and Patriot had finished explaining WTF happened over the last few months… turns out there’s more. A LOT more.

Episode 15 of The Dark Mile Podcast picks up right where Episode 14 left off as we continue filling in the gaps and explaining why it took us so damn long to get back behind the microphones.

But this time, we’ve got some pretty big news from Patriot…

PATRIOT IS OFFICIALLY A GRANDPA!

We talk about the new grandbaby, what it feels like entering the grandparent chapter of life, and some of the emotions that come along with welcoming a brand-new member of the family.

Unfortunately, the journey hasn't been completely smooth.

Patriot opens up about a health issue affecting his grandbaby and we discuss Turner Syndrome—what it is, what the family has learned so far, and what this journey has been like from the perspective of a brand-new grandpa.

Then Patriot apparently decides becoming a grandpa wasn't enough excitement…

HE POPS THE QUESTION!

Yep. We've got a wedding coming!

From there, things take a very Dark Mile turn.

Viper and Patriot dive into the wonderful world of computer tech support nightmare customers—the calls, questions, problems, and situations that make you seriously wonder how some people managed to turn the computer on in the first place.

Which naturally leads us to an important question:

Is common sense officially extinct?

Because we're starting to think it might be.

We talk about the things people do that make absolutely ZERO sense and why those ridiculous warning labels you see on products actually exist.

"Do not use hair dryer while sleeping."

Somewhere, sometime, somebody probably made that warning necessary.

And finally, we get into some local hospital issues and our experiences dealing with healthcare close to home—the good, the bad, the frustrating, and everything in between.

Episode 15 has a little bit of everything: family, health, becoming a grandparent, an engagement, technology nightmares, questionable human decision-making, healthcare frustrations, plenty of laughs, and probably a few stories we shouldn't be telling in public.

But that's never stopped us before.

Grab a drink, settle in, and join Viper & Patriot for another trip down The Dark Mile.

Because apparently…

common sense is no longer common.

Well… where the hell have we been?

The last few months have been absolutely insane, and in Episode 14 of The Dark Mile Podcast, Viper and Patriot are finally back behind the microphones to explain exactly WTF JUST HAPPENED?!

We’re covering the entire roller coaster from June, July, August, and September — four months packed with medical scares, unexpected diagnoses, new businesses, hospital stays, and enough chaos to make up for every episode we missed.

For Viper, what started as strange health problems quickly turned into one of the craziest medical journeys of his life.

First came the diagnosis of Multiple Sclerosis (MS).

Then the doctors said, wait… maybe it isn't MS.

The diagnosis changed to Neuromyelitis Optica (NMO), sending everything in a completely different direction.

And then came another twist.

After more testing, scans, hospital stays, specialists, and uncertainty, Viper finally received a diagnosis: CLIPPERS disease — an extremely rare inflammatory neurological disorder.

Viper walks through the entire timeline: how everything started, how quickly his health went downhill, what it was like hearing one diagnosis after another, and what finally led doctors to CLIPPERS. We talk about the hospital stay, treatment, recovery, and what life looks like moving forward.

And while Viper was busy collecting diagnoses like Pokémon cards, Patriot apparently decided he wasn't going to let him have ALL the excitement.

Patriot finally launched his landscaping business!

New business. New adventure. Things are moving forward…

…and then Patriot falls into a hole.

Yep.

That's done. 😂

But unfortunately, things get much more serious from there.

Patriot has a heart attack.

So apparently somewhere between June and September, both hosts of The Dark Mile decided to see just how much punishment two middle-aged guys could take before somebody finally yelled, ENOUGH!

This episode has everything: health scares, hospitals, businesses, bad luck, recovery, laughs, serious conversations, and the kind of completely unpredictable stories you've come to expect from The Dark Mile.

We've been gone for a while, but we haven't disappeared.

There was simply a LOT happening behind the scenes.

So buckle up, because Viper and Patriot are back, we've got four months worth of stories to catch up on, and this is going to be one hell of a ride.

Welcome back to The Dark Mile.

Episode 14: WTF Just Happened?!

🎙️ Viper & Patriot are back.

And trust us…

We've got some explaining to do.

In Episode 13 of The Dark Mile Podcast, Viper and Patriot kick things off with a recap of some of the biggest moments from previous episodes before diving into a wide range of topics that impact everyday life.

The conversation takes an honest look at lawyers and the legal system, exploring whether attorneys are truly friends, foes, or simply a necessary part of navigating life's challenges. Viper also shares a personal story from years ago involving a DUI and the lessons learned from that experience.

The guys then shift gears into the world of communication and connectivity, discussing local television providers, internet services, and the ongoing battle between cell phone carriers. Which companies deliver the best value, coverage, and customer service? The debate gets interesting.

Shipping and transportation take center stage as the crew compares FedEx, UPS, and USPS, breaking down the strengths and weaknesses of each service from both customer and business perspectives. From there, the discussion expands into a head-to-head comparison of trains versus semi-trucks and their roles in keeping America moving.

Finally, the episode takes a deep dive into the fascinating world of logistics. Learn how products travel across the country, what happens behind the scenes in the supply chain, and why transportation networks are more important than ever in today's economy.

Whether you're interested in transportation, shipping, technology, personal stories, or just enjoy listening to two friends tackle real-world topics, Episode 13 delivers another entertaining and thought-provoking journey down The Dark Mile.

Topics Covered:

Recap of previous episodes

Lawyers: Friend or foe?

Viper's DUI story and lessons learned

Local TV and internet providers

Cell phone service comparisons

FedEx vs UPS vs USPS

Trains vs semi-trucks

A deep dive into logistics and supply chains

Tune in and join the conversation on another mile down the dark road.