Just when you thought Viper and Patriot had finished explaining WTF happened over the last few months… turns out there’s more. A LOT more.

Episode 15 of The Dark Mile Podcast picks up right where Episode 14 left off as we continue filling in the gaps and explaining why it took us so damn long to get back behind the microphones.

But this time, we’ve got some pretty big news from Patriot…

PATRIOT IS OFFICIALLY A GRANDPA!

We talk about the new grandbaby, what it feels like entering the grandparent chapter of life, and some of the emotions that come along with welcoming a brand-new member of the family.

Unfortunately, the journey hasn't been completely smooth.

Patriot opens up about a health issue affecting his grandbaby and we discuss Turner Syndrome—what it is, what the family has learned so far, and what this journey has been like from the perspective of a brand-new grandpa.

Then Patriot apparently decides becoming a grandpa wasn't enough excitement…

HE POPS THE QUESTION!

Yep. We've got a wedding coming!

From there, things take a very Dark Mile turn.

Viper and Patriot dive into the wonderful world of computer tech support nightmare customers—the calls, questions, problems, and situations that make you seriously wonder how some people managed to turn the computer on in the first place.

Which naturally leads us to an important question:

Is common sense officially extinct?

Because we're starting to think it might be.

We talk about the things people do that make absolutely ZERO sense and why those ridiculous warning labels you see on products actually exist.

"Do not use hair dryer while sleeping."

Somewhere, sometime, somebody probably made that warning necessary.

And finally, we get into some local hospital issues and our experiences dealing with healthcare close to home—the good, the bad, the frustrating, and everything in between.

Episode 15 has a little bit of everything: family, health, becoming a grandparent, an engagement, technology nightmares, questionable human decision-making, healthcare frustrations, plenty of laughs, and probably a few stories we shouldn't be telling in public.

But that's never stopped us before.

Grab a drink, settle in, and join Viper & Patriot for another trip down The Dark Mile.

Because apparently…

common sense is no longer common.