In Revelations 9 our favourite cranky god unleashes 200 million horses with lion heads, breathing fire out BOTH ends (insert fart joke) because apparently hell needed a cavalry! Which is pretty metal of him, not gonna lie.
First up: some scary monster locusts clearly designed by a committee, none of whom had ever actually seen a locust. These guys rock scorpion tails, the faces of men, the hair of women and the teeth of lions. Horrifying as that sounds, don't worry — they can't kill you! They just torture you for a very precise, bureaucratically mandated five months.
Then the sixth trumpet sounds, god decides subtlety is for losers and goes with 200 million horsemen — riding horses with lion heads that breathe fire, smoke and brimstone, with vicious serpent-headed tails , and a body count of one third of humanity.....
Seems like a slight overreaction bro.
And yet, the survivors still don't repent and continue to thug it out.
Meanwhile, team leader Abaddon, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, is technically running the entire operation off the strength of one biblical mention — classic middle management.
Fully scripted. Packed with Jokes. Heavily produced. Featuring Judas's haemorrhoid theory of the apocalypse and Abaddon's deeply unimpressive & dull locust army.
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Missed how we got from four trumpets to five? Go back to Episode 129, where God rips a cone, a poisoned star called Wormwood ruins everyone's day, and somehow the whole thing loops back to Chernobyl. 👉 Listen to Book of Revelation Chapter 8 | God Gets High, Chernobyl Happens

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Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy show for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Full lists of sources for each episode can be provided upon request. Satan Is My Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity.

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As Big Bird sang "It's Not Easy Being Green" at Jim Henson's funeral, fundies managed to somehow twist this wholesome moment as evidence of a Satanic conspiracy. So how did the internet turn the nicest man in Hollywood into the Devil?
Join us in Part 2 as we venture into The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth and The Storyteller, where children's entertainment gets tangled up with occult symbolism, Kabbalah, alchemy, demons and David Bowie's impressive yet inappropriate codpiece. Plus a very confused demonic Yoda from the 14th century, some Fraggle Rock satanic panic and a scary cathedral — and somehow Jim Henson's memorial is more Satanic than this actual Satan podcast.
Skepticism, religious satire and atheist comedy collide once again in a glorious pile of puppets, demons and deeply questionable interpretations of children's entertainment. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring our intrepid hero Satan, some deeply uncomfortable questions about puppet anatomy, and an unwelcome QAnon cameo.

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CONTINUE THE JOURNEY — If you missed how any of this started, Part 1 covers the actual reason we ended up here: Jim Henson's Christian Science childhood, a Ouija board, and the CIA's alleged gay agenda for Sesame Street. 👉 Listen to Ep.136, "Jim Henson's Muppets — A CIA Plot To Turn Everyone Gay (Part 1)"

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Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy show for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Full lists of sources for each episode can be provided upon request. Satan is my Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity.

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Jim Henson escaped a cult, met a ouija ghost and used the power of colourful puppets to help the CIA turn Sesame Street gay... allegedly. America amirite?
In Part 1 of our completely unnecessary two-part descent into Jim Henson lore, we follow the creator of Kermit, Miss Piggy and Cookie Monster from his Christian Science childhood through occult bookstores, MKUltra claims, Satanic Panic nonsense and a baffling amount of concern over the genitals of Big Bird — plus failed Muppet sketches on SNL, Alice Cooper stealing puppet souls, and Bert and Ernie threatening Western civilisation. Skepticism, religious satire and atheist comedy collide in a glorious pile of felt, nonsense and deeply questionable life choices. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring Satan, angry Christian Scientists, and Miss Piggy assaulting several late-night talk show hosts.
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MAIL US — Got a childhood cult you never talk about, a Ouija board with a chip on its shoulder, or proof Big Bird's gender is a matter of national security? Send it our way, we accept weird local history, hot conspiracy takes, and premium hate mail equally. Yours in eternal disappointment. Email: satanismysuperhero@gmail.com
CONTINUE THE JOURNEY — Jim Henson doesn't deserve two episodes on a Satan podcast, and yet here we are — part two drops 29 September and covers The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, and the internet's genuine belief his funeral was held at a satanic cathedral.

Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy show for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Full lists of sources for each episode can be provided upon request. Satan is my Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity.

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Welcome, Sinners!
We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.

• Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here
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• Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon

Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.