In this episode we replay our biggest mistakes, the worst sketches from 2024. When we say worst. Of course we don’t really mean they’re the worst. Except for maybe, the first one. It’s the Rev Stef doing Slayer doing The Phantom of the Opera…

...so yeah.

But there’s fun stuff like Jezebel, she’s pretty promiscuous (allegedly). And Lord Byron he’s very promiscuous (definitely). There’s demonic Vocaloids, Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel! The Wanky Pranks guy is back.

There’s sketches about Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Motley Crue, Ratt, Taylor Swift, Shirley Temple and Motorhead. It’s a spectrum.

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In this episode we compile chapters 4, 5 and 6 of the Book of Revelation into one easy volume.

Have you ever wondered what happens when ancient religious texts and hallucinogenic experiences collide? Our latest deep dive into the Book of Revelation might just convince you that John of Patmos was experiencing something far more chemical than divine.

Taking you straight through heaven's door in Chapter 4, we explore John's fantastical descriptions of beings that shine like precious stones, a floor made of glass "like unto crystal," and creatures covered in eyes with faces of lions, calves, men, and eagles. We compare these vivid visions to documented medical cases of hallucinations, including a fascinating 2022 paper describing patients who see "colourful crystal sheens" during altered states of consciousness. The parallels are undeniable and hilarious.

The biblical connections run deep as we trace John's inspiration to earlier prophets like Ezekiel and Isaiah, showing how he borrowed elements from their visions while adding his own psychedelic twist. We dissect the significance of jasper and sardine stones, analyze the mysterious sea of glass (with at least six competing interpretations), and question whether eternal existence spent repeating "Holy, holy, holy" truly represents paradise.

Our irreverent analysis adds yet another theory to what Revelation might actually be – beyond prophecy, coded rebellion literature, xenophobic propaganda, or incel manifesto, we now must consider "hallucination dream journal" as a strong possibility. Whether you're a skeptic, a believer, or somewhere in between, our comedic breakdown offers fresh insights into this ancient text that continues to fascinate and perplex readers across millennia. Listen now, and remember – as we always say at the end – that's why Satan is my superhero.

In Chapter 5 YHWH clutches an unreadable book, a slain lamb shows up with seven horns and seven eyes, and a countless horde of angels simps hard for the apocalypse. Also featuring: thoughts and prayers (now available in jar form), David Koresh laying down the rules, and Jesus—just a lonely guy looking for love.

Expect savage biblical satire, original comedy sketches, and even some punk rock as we question the foundations of Christian prophecy, Heaven, and the entire end times narrative. Whether you're into religious history, skepticism, or just love blasphemous comedy, this deep dive will crack you up and crack the seals wide open (you see what we did there...).

And finally in chapter 6 The Four Horsemen arrive and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history.

Expect plague balls, Elon Musk jokes, martyrs begging God for blood vengeance, and the rich elites hiding in caves — some things never change.

If you’ve ever been cast out, laughed at, or told you’re going to Hell—welcome home. Made for the misfits, the weirdos, the godless and the damned—Satan Is My Superhero is your unholy sanctuary.

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Welcome, Sinners!
We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.

• Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here
• Wear your heresy: Merch Store
• Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon

Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

Send us a text

Support the show

Welcome, Sinners!
We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.

• Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here
• Wear your heresy: Merch Store
• Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon

Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.