When Jesus said “go forth and multiply,” some people heard “buy more television stations"... Welcome to the worlds most successful (according to their own research) televangelist network - prosperity gospel giant ‘Daystar Television Network’.
Surely you are already familiar with them—since, according to their own statistics, Daystar TV is watched by (checks notes) — 7.3 BILLION PEOPLE.
That's nearly everyone on the planet, including people without TVs, people without electricity, and more than a few people who are already dead.
Impressive math for a christian broadcasting network whose name literally doubles as an alias for Lucifer...
Join Judas & Lexi as we explore the god-awful world of christian broadcasting, prosperity gospeling, toxic family empire operations, and the sort of audience statistics that would make a North Korean election official blush.
And that’s just Part 1. Because in Part 2, the family drama escalates to full-blown embezzlement, firing your own kids, and defending pedophiles.

Jesus would be so proud.

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WANT MORE? Need more televangelist syndicate nonsense while you wait for Part 2? Go back to where it all began with the original architects of Christian cable television—Paul and Jan Crouch—and the story of how Trinity Broadcasting Network built the gold-plated blueprint for the entire industry. 👉 Listen to Ep. 29 — Paul & Jan Crouch: Sex, Lies, and Videotape

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In this episode about DAYSTAR TV, you will learn:

* How many people actually watch the Daystar Television Network according to its own claims? Daystar boldly and mathematically challenged reality by claiming to reach 7.3 billion people and 2.4 billion homes across the globe

* Why did Daystar name itself after Lucifer? Early versions of the network’s website openly acknowledged that "Daystar" was one of Lucifer’s titles before he fell from heaven, before swapping it out for convoluted Greek word-games

* How did founders Marcus and Joni Lamb build their broadcasting empire? From 19-year-old tent revivals and questionable ministry degrees to multi-mansion portfolios and cable dominance, we trace the grift from Alabama to Dallas.

The ‘Fact-Checked & Devil-Free’ Fine Print: Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy podcast for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Full source lists for individual episodes are available upon request. Satan Is My Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity.

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Is Halloween Satanic? Satan says take it up with the Vatican.
Forget pagan death cults—modern Halloween has a lot more Catholic paperwork, medieval souling, and made-up Druid fan-fiction about Samhain. We’re taking a festive blowtorch to Halloween’s Satanic Panic to demonstrate that Satan did not, in fact, invent fun-size Snickers bars, Halloween is not the Devil’s holiday, and it’s not even Satan’s birthday (much to his dismay).
We're digging into All Saints' Day, All Souls' Day, medieval soul cakes, and Samhain—which turns out to have about as much historical evidence for its existence as Atlantis. Expect high-density religious satire, historical myth-busting, gossiping monks, and, shocking absolutely no one, an 18th-century mediocre white man. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring original punk rock music from The Genuine Hoots of Joy, and the Pope planning his holiday in Ibiza.

In this episode, you'll learn:

• Where did Halloween originate? Discover how Pope Gregory III and IV standardized Allhallowtide in November to streamline Vatican paperwork rather than battle imaginary pagan death cults.
• Is Halloween a pagan or Christian holiday? We dig into the 300-year gap between the Christian conquest of Britain and early Samhain mentions.
• Where did trick-or-treating come from? Medieval soul cakes, mumming, costumes and begging from strangers turns out to be much older—and much weirder—than you'd expect.

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Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy podcast for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Full source lists for individual episodes are available upon request. Satan Is My Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity.

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In Revelations 9 our favourite cranky god unleashes 200 million horses with lion heads, breathing fire out BOTH ends (insert fart joke) because apparently hell needed a cavalry! Which is pretty metal of him, not gonna lie.
First up: some scary monster locusts clearly designed by a committee, none of whom had ever actually seen a locust. These guys rock scorpion tails, the faces of men, the hair of women and the teeth of lions. Horrifying as that sounds, don't worry — they can't kill you! They just torture you for a very precise, bureaucratically mandated five months.
Then the sixth trumpet sounds, god decides subtlety is for losers and goes with 200 million horsemen — riding horses with lion heads that breathe fire, smoke and brimstone, with vicious serpent-headed tails , and a body count of one third of humanity.....
Seems like a slight overreaction bro.
And yet, the survivors still don't repent and continue to thug it out.
Meanwhile, team leader Abaddon, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, is technically running the entire operation off the strength of one biblical mention — classic middle management.
Fully scripted. Packed with Jokes. Heavily produced. Featuring Judas's haemorrhoid theory of the apocalypse and Abaddon's deeply unimpressive & dull locust army.
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CONTINUE THE JOURNEY
Missed how we got from four trumpets to five? Go back to Episode 129, where God rips a cone, a poisoned star called Wormwood ruins everyone's day, and somehow the whole thing loops back to Chernobyl. 👉 Listen to Book of Revelation Chapter 8 | God Gets High, Chernobyl Happens

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Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy show for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Full lists of sources for each episode can be provided upon request. Satan Is My Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity.

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As Big Bird sang "It's Not Easy Being Green" at Jim Henson's funeral, fundies managed to somehow twist this wholesome moment as evidence of a Satanic conspiracy. So how did the internet turn the nicest man in Hollywood into the Devil?
Join us in Part 2 as we venture into The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth and The Storyteller, where children's entertainment gets tangled up with occult symbolism, Kabbalah, alchemy, demons and David Bowie's impressive yet inappropriate codpiece. Plus a very confused demonic Yoda from the 14th century, some Fraggle Rock satanic panic and a scary cathedral — and somehow Jim Henson's memorial is more Satanic than this actual Satan podcast.
Skepticism, religious satire and atheist comedy collide once again in a glorious pile of puppets, demons and deeply questionable interpretations of children's entertainment. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring our intrepid hero Satan, some deeply uncomfortable questions about puppet anatomy, and an unwelcome QAnon cameo.

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CONTINUE THE JOURNEY — If you missed how any of this started, Part 1 covers the actual reason we ended up here: Jim Henson's Christian Science childhood, a Ouija board, and the CIA's alleged gay agenda for Sesame Street. 👉 Listen to Ep.136, "Jim Henson's Muppets — A CIA Plot To Turn Everyone Gay (Part 1)"

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Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy show for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Full lists of sources for each episode can be provided upon request. Satan is my Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity.

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Jim Henson escaped a cult, met a ouija ghost and used the power of colourful puppets to help the CIA turn Sesame Street gay... allegedly. America amirite?
In Part 1 of our completely unnecessary two-part descent into Jim Henson lore, we follow the creator of Kermit, Miss Piggy and Cookie Monster from his Christian Science childhood through occult bookstores, MKUltra claims, Satanic Panic nonsense and a baffling amount of concern over the genitals of Big Bird — plus failed Muppet sketches on SNL, Alice Cooper stealing puppet souls, and Bert and Ernie threatening Western civilisation. Skepticism, religious satire and atheist comedy collide in a glorious pile of felt, nonsense and deeply questionable life choices. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring Satan, angry Christian Scientists, and Miss Piggy assaulting several late-night talk show hosts.
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CONTINUE THE JOURNEY — Jim Henson doesn't deserve two episodes on a Satan podcast, and yet here we are — part two drops 29 September and covers The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, and the internet's genuine belief his funeral was held at a satanic cathedral.

Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy show for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Full lists of sources for each episode can be provided upon request. Satan is my Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity.

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The Bible forgot to tell us what Jesus actually looked like, so ye olde artists just went with: really, really, really ridiculously good-looking. And almost always naked for some reason?
Christianity somehow ended up with a silky-haired, muscular, half-naked thirst trap Jesus who has been turning church pews into awkward puberty chambers for centuries. We follow handsome Jesus from the supposedly ugly Suffering Servant of Isaiah through Renaissance abs, transparent loincloths, exposed genitals and Michelangelo’s beefcake Messiah — all the way to the 2024 “Sexy Jesus” poster that sent conservative Christians into an outrage spiral.
Along the way we investigate Jesus’ alleged beard, the theological importance of his junk, and Christianity’s deeply weird relationship with sex, nudity and homosexuality.
Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring the two best Ninja Turtles and Lexi repeatedly discovering that Italian and Latin are apparently not pronounced the way they look.

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Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy show for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Satan is my Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity.

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How do you become a white supremacist whilst worshiping a brown Jewish fellow? You just rewrite the entire Bible until Everyone in it is white! Our Palestinian mate, White Jesus, takes us from the (very brown) early depictions of Jesus to British Israelism, the Ten Lost Tribes, an alleged Israelite Scotland, an attempt to find the Ark of the Covenant in Ireland, and finally Christian Identity — because when your theology has painted itself into an antisemitic corner, apparently the sensible solution is to move the entire Bible. Shocking absolutely no one, it turns out there's nothing particularly historical about White Jesus.

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CONTINUE THE JOURNEY
If you enjoyed watching religious fanatics invent invisible problems to justify visible damage, take a dip into Episode 121 where we unpack the paranoid world of modern exorcisms and spiritual warfare. 👉 Listen to Ep 121: What Is Spiritual Warfare? Invisible Demons, Visible Damage

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This episode draws on British Israelism, Christian Identity theology, Houston Stewart Chamberlain’s Foundations of the Nineteenth Century, and Walter Grundmann. The research behind this episode is extensive, chaotic and occasionally involves people looking for the Ark of the Covenant in Ireland — email us anytime if you want the full source list.

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Black Sabbath says they never heard of Coven and we, of course, believe them... it's just that the calendar appears to have some follow-up questions.
Eight months before Sabbath dropped their debut, a Chicago band named Coven had already arrived armed with Satanic lyrics, inverted crosses, fake blood, a song called Black Sabbath, and a frontwoman named Jinx Dawson who signed her record deal in actual blood. Unfortunately, Charles Manson held up a copy of their album, record labels collectively wet themselves, and history quietly shoved heavy metal's real mother into a cupboard for fifty years. Expect atheist comedy, religious satire, occult history, sketch comedy, and Satanic Panic. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring Satan and Tony Iommi's Heavy Metal Paternity Test, and a very stressed HR department dealing with human skulls.

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CONTINUE THE JOURNEY To hear how four Brummies named their band after Coven’s opening track, check out our deep dive into the origin of doom. 👉 Listen to Ep 89: Black Sabbath Here

SAUCES This episode draws on interviews with Jinx Dawson, Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls, and Craig Karpel’s notorious 1970 California Evil article in Esquire. The complete research pile is considerably larger, mildly alarming, and available on request if you're into bibliographies and poor life choices.

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