Three will enter, and ideally, the same amount will leave! With a ticket for a free sample of Dr. Apollinaire's Custard Delights gripped tightly in their appendages, three brave souls enter (but do not work) together to achieve the goal of getting that goddamned custard. One of them may or may not commit war crimes during the process, we're still unsure.

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Gore (, clubbing, impalement, stabbing), Gross Stuff (spit), Profanity, Violence

Peugot Rifter is Obie
Moonpie is Harm
Georgie Jameson is Ames

This actual play podcast recording of The Supermarket at the End of Reality is a Real Play Games Podcast production;The Supermarket at the End of Reality is an independent production by The Gonzo GM and is not affiliated with the Melsonian Arts Council, and you can find the adventure at thegonzogm.itch.io. Melsonian Arts Council, who are in no way responsible for any of our bullshit behavior, produces the Troika! role-playing game, and you can find that and so much more at their webstore! Go to www.melsonia.com or click the link in our show notes and buy lots of their things to help them keep producing wonderful and weird roleplaying games in the future!

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Our theme song, Whimsical Journey Rhythm Quest, is performed by Mrisrayilli and used under a commercial license that includes synch licensing.

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What do a poorly-made dwarf, a member of Miss Kinsey's Dining Club, and a parchment witch have in common? Find out as these three traverse the perilous and dadaist halls (and lifts, and stairwells) of the Blancmange & Thistle. Bring a vomit bag.

Content Warnings: Adult Content, Adult Language, Butt Stuff, Gore (evisceration, stabbings), Gross Stuff (licking, revolting eating habits, sticky stuff), Profanity, Violence

Stodge is Roy
Amelamenthana is Harm
Sir Grisl Peeorridge is Steve

Troika!, the other world’s favourite role-playing-game, is produced by Melsonian Arts Council, a wonderful independent publisher of fantastic games and other diversions, and you can find their full catalog of oddments and joys for purchase at www.melsonia.com! If you’d like to purchase through them as well as support the show at no additional cost to you, you can also use the affiliate link in our show notes!

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Our theme song, Whimsical Journey Rhythm Quest, is performed by Mrisrayilli and used under a commercial license that includes synch licensing.

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A dish best served orange and bicycle, we play a couple of quick games of the other world's favourite RPG, Troika! A grand time was had by all, and the mental scars prove it. Enjoy two helpings starting April 24th!

Troika!, the other world’s favourite role-playing-game, is produced by Melsonian Arts Council, a wonderful independent publisher of fantastic games and other diversions, and you can find their full catalog of oddments and joys for purchase at www.melsonia.com! If you’d like to purchase through them as well as support the show at no additional cost to you, you can also use the affiliate link in our show notes!

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Our theme song, Whimsical Journey Rhythm Quest, is performed by Mrisrayilli and used under a commercial license that includes synch licensing.

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The madness has subsided, at least for the moment, and we (as ourselves, not characters) sit and discuss our fondness for the Through the Breach 2E system and adventures, our love of westerns, our lack of understanding on various things, and plans for the future (hint: it involves playing more of this!)
Episode 14/14

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Profanity

Harm is Harm
Steve is Steve
Ams is Ams
Roy is Roy
Jake is Jake

This podcast production of Hard Times Beyond the Breach is a Real Play Games Podcast production. Malifaux is a trademark of Wyrd Miniatures, LLC. Don’t forget to check out www.wyrd-games.net/through-the-breach for more information or even better, squizz on over to giveusyourmoneypleasethankyou-wyrd.com and buy it for yourself so you can also play. If you hate paper, you can grab digital copies of all of Wyrd’s Through the Breach products and other cool games at www.drivethrurpg.com.

Our theme song, Cool Cowboy Music from the Wild West, is performed by Discopapa and used under a commercial license that includes synch licensing.

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With the group inside Appleton Manor, they find themselves needing to split up to get everything accomplished! Annastasia gets a hand cramp really bad! Barty stands a whole, whole lot until one very pivotal moment! Celia is uncomfortable! James does what James does best (at least if you ask the last couple of people he did it with)! And Oswoldo skulks like crazy! It all comes to this!
Episode 13/14

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Gore (puncture wounds), Profanity, Violence

Anastasia Adams is Harm
Barty T. Badge is Steve
Celia Nettle is Ams
James Pierce Hawthorne III is Roy
Oswoldo Franc is Jake

This podcast production of Hard Times Beyond the Breach is a Real Play Games Podcast production. Malifaux is a trademark of Wyrd Miniatures, LLC. Don’t forget to check out www.wyrd-games.net/through-the-breach for more information or even better, squizz on over to giveusyourmoneypleasethankyou-wyrd.com and buy it for yourself so you can also play. If you hate paper, you can grab digital copies of all of Wyrd’s Through the Breach products and other cool games at www.drivethrurpg.com.

Our theme song, Cool Cowboy Music from the Wild West, is performed by Discopapa and used under a commercial license that includes synch licensing.

If you want to reach out to the Real Play Games Podcast, feel free to email us at realplaygamespodcast@gmail.com or reach us on Tumblr under RealPlayGamesPodcast or on Bluesky @realplaygamespod.bsky.social. If you’d like to help support the show, as well as get early access to episodes, exclusive episodes, and behind-the-scenes looks at how we make our adventures, head on over to www.patreon.com/realplaygamespod and become a Patron today! Thanks for listening!

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Fancy outfits and hidden weapons are the items of the evening as the Fated Five head towards the party at Appleton’s manor. There’s schmoozing and boozing, and a wonderful reason to prompt a Carouse check while they’re at it. But it looks like the situation with the previous break-in has complicated matters more than anyone could’ve foreseen. If this is the most auspicious time based on divinations, we can’t image how bad the other times were!
Episode 12/14

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Profanity

Anastasia Adams is Harm
Barty T. Badge is Steve
Celia Nettle is Ams
James Pierce Hawthorne III is Roy
Oswoldo Franc is Jake

This podcast production of Hard Times Beyond the Breach is a Real Play Games Podcast production. Malifaux is a trademark of Wyrd Miniatures, LLC. Don’t forget to check out www.wyrd-games.net/through-the-breach for more information or even better, squizz on over to giveusyourmoneypleasethankyou-wyrd.com and buy it for yourself so you can also play. If you hate paper, you can grab digital copies of all of Wyrd’s Through the Breach products and other cool games at www.drivethrurpg.com.

Our theme song, Cool Cowboy Music from the Wild West, is performed by Discopapa and used under a commercial license that includes synch licensing.

If you want to reach out to the Real Play Games Podcast, feel free to email us at realplaygamespodcast@gmail.com or reach us on Tumblr under RealPlayGamesPodcast or on Bluesky @realplaygamespod.bsky.social. If you’d like to help support the show, as well as get early access to episodes, exclusive episodes, and behind-the-scenes looks at how we make our adventures, head on over to www.patreon.com/realplaygamespod and become a Patron today! Thanks for listening!

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After Celia and Oswoldo’s bat-shit crazy experience at the Appleton Estate, the time’s come to get some fancy duds for the group and get all of their duckies in a row before the big to-do. The Fated Five head over to Redchapel to touch base with some of their old clients, hoping for a discount. If anything, at least they’ll get to have some finger sandwiches…
Episode 11/14

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Profanity

Anastasia Adams is Harm
Barty T. Badge is Steve
Celia Nettle is Ams
James Pierce Hawthorne III is Roy
Oswoldo Franc is Jake

This podcast production of Hard Times Beyond the Breach is a Real Play Games Podcast production. Malifaux is a trademark of Wyrd Miniatures, LLC. Don’t forget to check out www.wyrd-games.net/through-the-breach for more information or even better, squizz on over to giveusyourmoneypleasethankyou-wyrd.com and buy it for yourself so you can also play. If you hate paper, you can grab digital copies of all of Wyrd’s Through the Breach products and other cool games at www.drivethrurpg.com.

Our theme song, Cool Cowboy Music from the Wild West, is performed by Discopapa and used under a commercial license that includes synch licensing.

If you want to reach out to the Real Play Games Podcast, feel free to email us at realplaygamespodcast@gmail.com or reach us on Tumblr under RealPlayGamesPodcast or on Bluesky @realplaygamespod.bsky.social. If you’d like to help support the show, as well as get early access to episodes, exclusive episodes, and behind-the-scenes looks at how we make our adventures, head on over to www.patreon.com/realplaygamespod and become a Patron today! Thanks for listening!

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Some days are lucky, and some days are decidedly not, but after taking a while to plot out a strategy, the team's contact with Edgar Harris pays off and he gets them set up with a meeting with Viktor Hirsch, who requests they retrieve his indenture contract from the Appleton Estate. Turns out, that task is a lot harder than you'd think, much to Oswoldo and Celia's chagrins.
Episode 10/14

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Profanity

Anastasia Adams is Harm
Barty T. Badge is Steve
Celia Nettle is Ams
James Pierce Hawthorne III is Roy
Oswoldo Franc is Jake

This podcast production of Hard Times Beyond the Breach is a Real Play Games Podcast production. Malifaux is a trademark of Wyrd Miniatures, LLC. Don’t forget to check out www.wyrd-games.net/through-the-breach for more information or even better, squizz on over to giveusyourmoneypleasethankyou-wyrd.com and buy it for yourself so you can also play. If you hate paper, you can grab digital copies of all of Wyrd’s Through the Breach products and other cool games at www.drivethrurpg.com.

Our theme song, Cool Cowboy Music from the Wild West, is performed by Discopapa and used under a commercial license that includes synch licensing.

If you want to reach out to the Real Play Games Podcast, feel free to email us at realplaygamespodcast@gmail.com or reach us on Tumblr under RealPlayGamesPodcast or on Bluesky @realplaygamespod.bsky.social. If you’d like to help support the show, as well as get early access to episodes, exclusive episodes, and behind-the-scenes looks at how we make our adventures, head on over to www.patreon.com/realplaygamespod and become a Patron today! Thanks for listening!

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