Three will enter, and ideally, the same amount will leave! With a ticket for a free sample of Dr. Apollinaire's Custard Delights gripped tightly in their appendages, three brave souls enter (but do not work) together to achieve the goal of getting that goddamned custard. One of them may or may not commit war crimes during the process, we're still unsure.

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Gore (, clubbing, impalement, stabbing), Gross Stuff (spit), Profanity, Violence

Peugot Rifter is Obie
Moonpie is Harm
Georgie Jameson is Ames

This actual play podcast recording of The Supermarket at the End of Reality is a Real Play Games Podcast production;The Supermarket at the End of Reality is an independent production by The Gonzo GM and is not affiliated with the Melsonian Arts Council, and you can find the adventure at thegonzogm.itch.io. Melsonian Arts Council, who are in no way responsible for any of our bullshit behavior, produces the Troika! role-playing game, and you can find that and so much more at their webstore! Go to www.melsonia.com or click the link in our show notes and buy lots of their things to help them keep producing wonderful and weird roleplaying games in the future!

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Our theme song, Whimsical Journey Rhythm Quest, is performed by Mrisrayilli and used under a commercial license that includes synch licensing.

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What do a poorly-made dwarf, a member of Miss Kinsey's Dining Club, and a parchment witch have in common? Find out as these three traverse the perilous and dadaist halls (and lifts, and stairwells) of the Blancmange & Thistle. Bring a vomit bag.

Content Warnings: Adult Content, Adult Language, Butt Stuff, Gore (evisceration, stabbings), Gross Stuff (licking, revolting eating habits, sticky stuff), Profanity, Violence

Stodge is Roy
Amelamenthana is Harm
Sir Grisl Peeorridge is Steve

Troika!, the other world’s favourite role-playing-game, is produced by Melsonian Arts Council, a wonderful independent publisher of fantastic games and other diversions, and you can find their full catalog of oddments and joys for purchase at www.melsonia.com! If you’d like to purchase through them as well as support the show at no additional cost to you, you can also use the affiliate link in our show notes!

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Our theme song, Whimsical Journey Rhythm Quest, is performed by Mrisrayilli and used under a commercial license that includes synch licensing.

If you want to reach out to the Real Play Games Podcast, feel free to email us at realplaygamespodcast@gmail.com or reach us on Tumblr under RealPlayGamesPodcast or on Bluesky @realplaygamespod.bsky.social. If you’d like to help support the show, as well as get early access to episodes, exclusive episodes, and behind-the-scenes looks at how we make our adventures, head on over to www.patreon.com/realplaygamespod and become a Patron today! Thanks for listening!

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A dish best served orange and bicycle, we play a couple of quick games of the other world's favourite RPG, Troika! A grand time was had by all, and the mental scars prove it. Enjoy two helpings starting April 24th!

Troika!, the other world’s favourite role-playing-game, is produced by Melsonian Arts Council, a wonderful independent publisher of fantastic games and other diversions, and you can find their full catalog of oddments and joys for purchase at www.melsonia.com! If you’d like to purchase through them as well as support the show at no additional cost to you, you can also use the affiliate link in our show notes!

https://www.melsonia.com/?ref=realplaygamespod

Our theme song, Whimsical Journey Rhythm Quest, is performed by Mrisrayilli and used under a commercial license that includes synch licensing.

If you want to reach out to the Real Play Games Podcast, feel free to email us at realplaygamespodcast@gmail.com or reach us on Tumblr under RealPlayGamesPodcast or on Bluesky @realplaygamespod.bsky.social. If you’d like to help support the show, as well as get early access to episodes, exclusive episodes, and behind-the-scenes looks at how we make our adventures, head on over to www.patreon.com/realplaygamespod and become a Patron today! Thanks for listening!

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