Trust me, all this hurts less!

1/2 size smaller

No sandals without socks

Use medical adhesives preventatively when getting dressed

I FORGOT TO SAY: we can all wear a certain height of heel comfortably, but you may walk like an idiot if you go out of your range.

In this special episode, we visit artist and autist Dannie at home to discuss his new television pilot and how the intrusive thoughts win.

Get your steroid creams ready! In this episode, Frankenstein'd from several casual conversations and resuscitated from the brink of death, we return to the outside of our human donuts to discuss how invisible toxins at work made us look fucked up.

What happens to an old vagina when you're done with it? Ask your mother! Join us on Patreon for the extended version of this episode, featuring updates from the backend. (Not like that. I mean the editing software. Whatever.)

Due to some really annoying technical issues with our editing software, this week's episode got ate. There are some life changes going on in the background as well so...

These two corpses are going to have to take a hiatus of indeterminate length and variety. Join us on Instagram, Substack and Patreon: OldBodies Podcast. Do a search, you'll find us.

And stick around for more, coming when technical capacity is available. Thanks, guys. Talk soon.

It's time for another episode of Family Practice, featuring Gram's Aunt Lydia and her life-altering butthole. Lydia usually appears on Excisions, so if that's something that interests you, is hearing more of her, please join us on Excisions! [available at Patreon or Substack]