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Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud is joined by comedian Brandi Denise for an episode packed with wild science facts, unhinged internet stories, and brutally honest takes on therapy, food, and technology.

We’re talking:
• Sea slugs that cut off their own heads to survive
• Chess robots that break kids’ fingers
• Why gas station food might actually be elite
• Therapy being overrated (sometimes)
• AI voices changing on people
• South Korea’s real-life “relaxation prison”

Plus travel stories from Japan, childhood confessions, and why robots might already be plotting against us

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00:00 Holiday Trees, Travel Chaos & Brandi Denise Joins
03:05 Japan Travel, Osaka Stories & Culture Shock
09:11 What’s Overrated? Therapy Takes Get Real
11:25 What’s Underrated? Gas Station Food Debate
16:38 Things People Pretend to Like
19:29 🔔 Ad Break: Factor Meals
23:03 Sea Slugs That Decapitate Themselves to Survive
29:09 Childhood Animal Stories Get Dark
34:44 Why Salt Kills Slugs (Science Explained)
36:28 🔔 Ad Break: BlueChew
38:43 Chess Robot Breaks a Kid’s Finger
44:26 AI Voices, Privacy & Tech Anxiety
52:13 South Korea’s Relaxation Prison Explained
56:42 Where Would You Move If Money Didn’t Matter?
01:04:05 Brandi Denise Projects & Tour Dates
01:06:15 Final Thoughts & Sign-Off

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The internet is already doing too much in 2026.

In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore sit down with Khleo Thomas to break down everything from dating expectations and social media overstimulation to AI robots, dystopian futures, and the wildest news stories on the internet right now.

We talk:

Why dating feels like a monthly expense
How social media drains your energy before noon
AI robots replacing humans (and using up our water)
A man arrested with over 100 skeletons in his basement
Internet fame, clickbait beef, and why nothing shocks us anymore
Tech nostalgia, childhood dreams, and adult money

Khleo Thomas’ NAACP Image Award nomination
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This episode is funny, uncomfortable, and way too real.

00:00 – Cold Open: Dating Expectations & “Paying for Everything”
02:01 – Welcome to Damn Internet, You Scary!
03:14 – Guest Intro: Khleo Thomas
05:10 – Social Media Overstimulation & Morning Phone Habits
10:41 – Dating Costs, Red Flags & Relationship Expectations
18:40 – Selena Powell, Rappers & Internet Villain Energy
25:02 – Why Men Ignore Warnings in Dating
31:12 – Would You Rather: Late With an Excuse or On Time Miserable?
40:15 – Being Early, Airports & Anxiety
47:10 – Tech Unboxings, Collecting & Organization
55:20 – Living Childhood Dreams as Adults
01:02:55 – Disneyland Turkey Leg Debate
01:06:35 – Kraft Mac & Cheese vs Homemade (Conversion Story)
01:12:05 – Cash App Ad Read
01:15:50 – Robot Club Sightings in Vegas
01:19:40 – AI Robots Replacing Humans
01:23:05 – AI Using Water & Dystopian Future Talk
01:29:00 – Internet Fame, Clickbait & Manufactured Beef
01:35:10 – Man Arrested With 100 Skeletons in His Basement
01:43:45 – Why Nothing Surprises Us Anymore
01:47:50 – In The Cloud Ad Read (THC Gummies & Drinks)
01:52:35 – Cookie Monster’s Real Name
01:58:40 – Tickle Me Elmo & 90s Toy Chaos
02:06:20 – Old Cell Phones, Razr Era & Tech Nostalgia
02:18:30 – Khleo Thomas NAACP Image Award Nomination
02:24:50 – Where to Vote for Khleo
02:27:45 – Upcoming Shows & Closing

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In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, We break down some of the wildest stories making the rounds online — from Japan attempting pizza delivery by reindeer, to a bar serving whiskey with a real human toe, to debates about eating bugs, camel meat, and where food curiosity should stop.

Along the way, the conversation turns into something deeper:
emotional control, discipline, internet outrage, authenticity, viral clips taken out of context, and why trying to please everyone online is a losing game.

This episode blends comedy, culture, and commentary — exactly the way the internet delivers it.

👇 Use chapters to jump to the stories you want

00:00 – New Year Kickoff & Live Chat Chaos
02:08 – Diet Changes, Weight Loss & Discipline Talk
09:27 – No Drinking, Vegas & Lifestyle Shifts
11:35 – Texting Back: Immediately or On Purpose?
14:03 – Blocking vs Muting People Online
18:10 – Did Jesus Drink? Internet Theology Debate
20:44 – Playing It Safe vs Being Authentic Online
26:03 – Why You Can’t Please Everyone on the Internet
33:31 – Emotional Control & Viral Altercations
39:07 – Embracing “Boring” & Morning Routines
45:59 – Japan Tried Pizza Delivery by Reindeer
50:23 – Whiskey Served With a Real Human Toe
55:02 – Eating Bugs While Traveling
58:28 – Camel Meat, Camel Hump & Food Limits
01:09:04 – Are Cats Linked to Schizophrenia?
01:14:56 – Tour Dates & Episode Wrap-Up

💬 Question for the comments:
Which story crossed the line for you — reindeer pizza, toe whiskey, or camel hump?

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