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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

De : Patrick Cloud Tahir Moore
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

Dam Internet, You Scary!
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    • 307: Crack Chicken, Fast Fashion & Hiking Truths | Dam Internet, You Scary ft. Rob Haze & Jasmine Ellis

      307: Crack Chicken, Fast Fashion & Hiking Truths | Dam Internet, You Scary ft. Rob Haze & Jasmine Ellis
      Jun 19 2025
      Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help., 🎙️ Hosts Tahir Moore 💬 Comedian • Actor • Podcaster 📲 @tahirmoore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/ Patrick Cloud 🧠 Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon 📲 @PatrickCloudChannel https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud/ 🎉 Guests Rob Haze 👟🎤 Stand-Up Comedian • Writer • Sneaker Enthusiast 📲 @RobHaZepresents https://www.instagram.com/robhaze/ Jasmine Ellis 💄🎙️ Comedian • Podcast Host • Makeup Maven 📲 https://www.instagram.com/jasmineelliscomedy/ 👩🏽‍🌾 Producer Hippie Goals 🌿🎬 Creative Producer • Gardener • Content Strategist 📲 @HippieGoals https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz/ What do Bobby Brown’s crack chicken, hiking as therapy, male lace underwear, and doo-doo daddy fashion have in common? They all go way left on this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! 💀 This week, Rob Haze and Real Alice join us for an unfiltered convo on everything from fashion throwbacks and celeb memoirs to why Forever 21 failed us. We also touch on BetterHelp, BlueChew, and why Marie Kondo gave up after kids 😂 🔔 Subscribe for weekly laughs, real talk, and absurdity that can only come from your favorite verified duo! ✨ Sponsored by IndaCloud + BetterHelp + BlueChew 🎧 Available wherever you stream your podcasts 📌 Stay connected: #DIYS #RobHaze #JasmineEllis 00:00 – Off the Spectrum & Ironing Millennial Shame 02:16 – Bobby Brown’s Crack Chicken Fiasco 04:06 – Celebrity Biographies & Atomic Habits Hit Different 07:07 – Ron Jeremy & Revenge Eating: LA Comedy Hustle 09:03 – Bringer Shows & Early Comedy Culture Scams 11:03 – Hiking in LA: From Hell No to Healing 13:03 – Sober Walks & Conversation Cards 14:45 – Secret Hikes, Edibles & Candy Blunts 16:00 – Fart Trails, Forest Resets, and Step Goals 18:18 – Cartoonish Parkour and Griffith Trail Confessions 21:01 – The Late Intro: Rob Haze and the Burp Heard Round the World 22:50 – Gassy Confessions & Trail Toot Etiquette 24:31 – Body Positivity or White Lady Shade? 26:31 – Forever 21’s Men’s Line & The Zara Time Warp 29:01 – Fast Fashion vs Vintage Quality 32:13 – Women’s Fake Pockets & The Male Purse Agenda 34:07 – The Vest Era, Hillary Clinton Drip & Valet Misfires 36:01 – Doo-Doo Mamas, Daddies & 2000s Club Fashion 38:01 – Who Runs Fashion? Not Rappers Anymore 40:46 – ASAP Rocky’s Tap Shoes & Crocs Go Couture 42:44 – Zendaya’s Heel Game & Rihanna’s Reign 45:01 – Male Lace Underwear & Savage Fenty Secrets 47:11 – Men’s Mental Health Month & Breaking the Therapy Stigma 49:16 – Movie Props, Hiking Stores, and TJ Maxx as Nature 52:01 – Batman Tools, Ghostbusters Gear, and Fashion Nostalgia Closes It Out S/O to our sponsors IndaCloud 👉 Ready to elevate responsibly? Visit https://indacloud.co/ and use promo code DIYs to get 25% off your first order plus free shipping. 💨 Legal. Lab-tested. Delivered discreetly. Your couch just got way more comfortable. BetterHelp 🧠 Taking care of your mind is not weakness — it’s wisdom. Get started with therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS to get 10% off your first month. Blue Chew 🚀 Want to level up in the bedroom? Head to https://www.BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYs for your first month free — just pay $5 shipping. 🟦 Discreet. Doctor-approved. Delivered. Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready. 😏 💬 It’s private, affordable, and done entirely online. Real men get help. You should too. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
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      1 h et 7 min
    • 306: Oreo Soda, Empanada Revenge & BET Awards First-Timers with Malcolm Barrett and Chris Sneed

      306: Oreo Soda, Empanada Revenge & BET Awards First-Timers with Malcolm Barrett and Chris Sneed
      Jun 16 2025
      Chris Sneed and Malcolm Barrett pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild, hilarious convo that covers everything from awkward stand-up sets to Malcolm’s injury and filming in Cape Town. Chris drops details on his upcoming comedy special I Need Urgent Care (June 26 at The Regent Theater – GET TICKETS!). Plus, we get into BET Awards first-timers, sleep paralysis aliens, and that infamous skydiving story.

      🎟️ Get Tickets to Chris Sneed's Comedy Special:
      📅 June 26, 7 PM @ The Regent Theater, Los Angeles
      🎫 https://regentdtla.com/tm-event/chris-sneed-i-need-urgent-care-live-taping/
      Use code HEALTHCARE for first responder discounts!

      🎤 Featuring:
      Chris Sneed https://www.instagram.com/itschrissneed/
      Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin/
      Hosted by @tahirmoore & @PatrickCloudChannel
      Producer: @HippieGoals

      📲 Like, Comment & Subscribe for more wild stories & nerdy chaos!

      00:00:00 – Malcolm Returns from Africa
      00:00:41 – Airport Shirts, Comedy Introductions
      00:01:56 – Vouching Gone Wrong: “This Is The Show”
      00:03:16 – Stand-Up Bombing & Weird Gigs
      00:04:32 – Fake Jewelry & Speech Impediment Roasts
      00:06:35 – Chris Sneed Announces Comedy Special
      00:08:24 – Healthcare Workers Discount Promo
      00:10:29 – Malcolm Talks Filming in Cape Town
      00:12:00 – Malcolm's Torn Achilles, Written into the Script
      00:13:32 – BET Awards: First-Time Invite Reflections
      00:14:40 – On-Set Medics, Ginger Ale as Treatment?
      00:18:47 – Freestyle Rap Battle: “Book Your Appointment!”
      00:23:15 – Empanada Revenge Poisoning Story
      00:41:33 – Juicing Oreos and Underground Soda?
      00:43:39 – Sleep Paralysis & Seeing Scary Visitors
      00:47:00 – Rolls Royce Submarine & Alien Conspiracies
      00:49:07 – Skydiving Fail: Suit Too Tight, Plane Still Took Off
      00:58:20 – Florida Man in Human Hamster Wheel
      01:00:08 – Final Promo: “I Need Urgent Care” Special June 26
      01:03:44 – Gift Exchange + Outro Keychains & Comedy Love

      #ComedySpecial #ChrisSmith #MalcolmBarrett #DamnInternetYouScary #BETAwards #Ineedurgentcare #SleepParalysis #StandUpComedy #DIYScary #ToHearMoore #PatrickCloud #AverageJoe #CapeTown #Comedy #BlackComedians



      Join our Patreon now!!
      https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
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      1 h et 6 min
    • 305: Hiking Horror Stories, Night Vision Eye Drops, and Surgeon Madness! | Chaz & Dion on DIYS

      305: Hiking Horror Stories, Night Vision Eye Drops, and Surgeon Madness! | Chaz & Dion on DIYS
      Jun 5 2025
      🤣 You ever been so tired on a hike you drank water straight from public water fountain? Chaz and Deon pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary to talk insane hikes, Oreo Coca-Cola collabs, and a surgeon who left a patient MID-SPINE SURGERY to cash a check 😳.

      We also break down the science behind night vision eye drops, how Haagen-Dazs is fake bougie, and the all-female gang that ran 1920s London 💅💥

      You don’t want to miss this one.

      🎙️ Hosted by @TahiryMoore & @PatrickCloud

      💥 Guests:
      Chaz Rodgers https://www.instagram.com/imchazrodgers/
      Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack/
      @LackaroniandChazPodcast
      📺 Watch the full episode now and don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe!

      👉🏾 Clip this up and send to your crew – it’s pure chaos from start to finish.

      Sponsors:
      Blue Chew
      https://www.bluechew.com/ Promo Code: DIYS

      Factor
      https://www.factormealsc.ccom/diys50off and use code diys50off

      0:00 - Intro & Set Vibes
      0:29 - Hiking with Comedians: Survival of the Fittest
      2:00 - Why Talking While Hiking is a Trap
      3:00 - Waterfall Desperation & Dehydration Drama
      4:12 - Keenan Baker’s Legendary Hiking Fail
      5:39 - Chaz’s Secret Stand-Up Tapes (and “using” them)
      6:20 - Jerking Off to Stand-Up?!
      7:00 - Looney Tunes Freestyle Segment Begins
      9:00 - Deon Drops Bars: DIYS Style
      10:30 - Black Excellence & Chaz’s Show
      12:00 - Deon the Renaissance Man: Author, Director, Dad
      14:20 - Oreo Coca-Cola & Snack Collabs We Didn’t Ask For
      17:00 - FACTOR Meal Sponsor Read (🔥 seamless transition)
      20:00 - Surgeon Leaves Patient Mid-Spine Surgery to Cash Check?!
      23:45 - Would You Take Nerve Damage for $1.2M?
      28:30 - Night Vision Eye Drops Are Real?!
      30:00 - Practical Uses for Night Vision (and pure chaos)
      35:00 - LASIK Talk, Bad Contact Lens Habits
      38:30 - BlueChew Read: Bricked Up for the Summer 😂
      42:00 - The 40 Elephants: London’s All-Female Gangsters
      44:00 - Breaking Down Their Look & Casting the Movie
      47:00 - The Swedish Toothache Prison Escape
      50:00 - Musty Friends & How to Call Them Out
      53:00 - Final Thoughts & Upcoming Shows
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      58 min

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