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Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! This week, the crew sits down with comedian, writer, and actress extraordinaire Kanisha Buss (ComicView, Safe Space, Big Homie) for a wild deep-dive into the weirdest corners of the internet. From deep-diving into the ultimate fast-food tier list (McDonald's, Arby's, Taco Bell, and Wendy's) and debating fast-food app notifications, to discussing the terrifying reality of 3D-printed "stamon" (salmon) and Siberian quarantine zones, this episode is packed with hilarious hot takes and non-stop laughs.

0:00 - Intro & Cat Noises
1:09 - The McDonald's Fry Theory & Fast Food Apps
3:30 - Defending Arby's & The Secret Menu
9:56 - The Ultimate Fast Food Tier List (Wendy's, Taco Bell, Sonic)
14:04 - The Ultimate Delivery Story: Water Breaking at Sonic
18:14 - Wingstop & In-N-Out Fry Debates
21:05 - Jack in the Box & The "Girlfriend Box" Concept
31:13 - Trump, Geopolitics, and LA Conspiracy Theories
38:15 - Amazon Delivery Driver Smart Glasses Controversy
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46:59 - Siberia Quarantine & Plague News
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56:13 - 3D-Printed Salmon & Lab-Grown Food Realities
1:08:15 - Oxtails vs. Kangaroo Tails
1:11:52 - Where to Follow Kanisha Buss & Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
This week, we are diving into everything from LA Comic-Con Halloween plans and wild 90s car culture stories to recent Stanford brain research discoveries, ancient UFO art, massive space debris maps, Trump's new AI force, and the glorious return of Toys R Us. Like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly laughs!

00:00 - Intro & LA Comic-Con Halloween Karaoke Plans
01:49 - 90s Fashion, Boyfriend Jeans, and Car History Trends
03:19 - Understanding Car Trim Levels (GT, SRT, and More)
04:49 - Escalades, Spinning Rims, and Custom 90s Car Stereos
06:00 - VCRs and DVD Players in Cars (The Wild Stunt Era)
07:49 - Custom Plexiglass Car Modifications and Parking Lot Pimping
09:36 - Detachable Face Radios and Stolen Steering Wheels
10:11 - Bowling Alleys, Arcades, and High School Hangouts
12:20 - Wild High School Stories and Old School Jobs
14:00 - Apartment Break-ins and Stolen Rims
18:07 - Live Freestyle Cypher & Ancient Greece Rap Bars
20:19 - Historical Contraception and STDs Through the Ages
22:00 - Which Historical Figures Had the Most Hoes?
24:00 - Following Dates Home Before GPS Existed
27:10 - Wild Family Reunion Encounters
30:11 - Resort Takeovers and Crazy Vacation Encounters
36:50 - New Stanford Research: The Human Brain Has Two Separate Organs
39:15 - The Versatility of the Human Body and G-Spot Debates
45:14 - Historical Masterpieces Depicting Ancient UFOs
50:35 - Tracking 25,000+ Pieces of Space Debris with Leo Labs
55:04 - Elon Musk, Starlink Satellites, and Supervillain Vibes
59:26 - Trump Announces AI Force and AI Superintelligence Debates
1:04:08 - Toys R Us Retail Comeback and Soup Plantation Returns
1:09:25 - Tour Dates, LA Comic-Con Reminder, and Outro

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Welcome back to another chaotic and hilarious episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! With Tahir Moore, Patrick Cloud, and special guest comedian, writer, and actor Dion Lack:

In this episode, the guys dive deep into some wild internet theories, breakdown movie critiques, share insane high school ex-girlfriend confrontation stories, debate the realities of ancient travel and diets, and completely lose it over the infamous Teletubbies mixed with The Sopranos subtitles blunder. Plus, stick around for some top-tier freestyle bars and upcoming tour dates!

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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