As Daniel was out planting trees, Wilbur welcomed Jebediah back into the SHACK, as well as a new member to the SHACK! Calling in from a DUMB (Deep Underground Military Base) located in a secret location in the deep south, protected by a tribe of Sámi elders, calling in on a makeshift candlestick phone, Maurice Buttered Rye Toast Klug is a defector of the Shadow Board and now shares his knowledge to serve humanity. When this kind of knowledge accumulates together, the secret chambers become unlocked. The answers we seek in life become revealed, that is if we can keep up with one another. We share our gripes with life. Here's another hint, Daniel just popped and told me that there is a FORCED BIGFOOT MIGRATION HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK AND IT'S BECAUSE OF THESE DATA CENTERS BEING BUILT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY! THE GUYS AT CRYPTIDS OF THE CORN ARE GOING TO COVER IT SOON!!! STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel and Wilbur are in the SHACK and have concerns. Data centers moving into our backyards AND WE DON'T LIKE IT! What is the ecological impact of a data center on your water table? Long term, is it going to be good for you, your children, your grandchildren? What do we need all this data for? Must we become slaves to our phones and those who watch us and listen to us through these devices and every smart device we own? It's time we escape the digital distractions of life and return to gathering together as a community and put forth ideas that promote good healthy living, clean water, fellowship, boosting our local economy, local artistry and creativity, local engineering to help function improve our lives, local festivals that promote all of these things like the Bigfoot Jamboree 3 taking place in Ada, Ohio.

Daniel and Wilbur return to the SHACK to embrace the thing we love most in this country... FREE SPEECH! We are the last country on the planet with true free speech, and those rights are dared to be infringed upon every single day in this country. Take this Afroman case for example, they dared to stop him from expressing his thoughts. Whatever happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."? Did that disappear? It used to make me mad as a kid until I embraced it and I toughened up! That's what we need, more tough individuals ready to stand up for their rights and eat roller dogs at gas stations.

Daniel and Wilbur return to the Shack stir up conversation regarding the world today. Who are the real terrorists in the world? Who has the most military presence dotted around the entire globe? Why is it when a country tries to move off the Rothchild Federal Reserve Banking System to the Gold Standard backed economic foundation, we feel the need to "spread democracy" in those countries? If Wilbur ran for President, things would be run an entirely different way.

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Wilbur is joined in the SHACK by special guest and friend of Crow-Town Squatcher fame, THE CROW! We talk about old school wrestling and hanging with the boys in the back. Reminiscing through memorabilia, connecting the dots in life where art imitates reality. In order to peel back the layers of the onion, one must first learn to drop on elbow on it! OOHHH YEAHHH! DIG IT!

Daniel and Wilbur return to the Shack and our country WANTS YOU! Come on sign up and fight in this war. Let's forget about the things in life that bring us true joy and happiness and let's ponder the thought of whether or not that really was Jim Carrey. These are the things that matter in life. Let's GO TO WAR! Note: This is all sarcasm. Please understand that as such and whatnot.

Daniel was out of the Shack on this is episode and Wilbur called in the voice of the youth for backup, Jebediah. With his finger on the pulse, Jebediah is a great resource to figure what the youth of the nation is missing in today's society. We discuss everything in the current news, at least what we should be focusing on in the world. If you want more Jebediah, please leave a comment!

Daniel and Wilbur need a vacation from the fast-paced information treadmill we're trying to keep up with. Aside from our government being satanic, flesh-eating vampires, we sometimes just need to take break and reflect on our past so we can project a better future. It's important to remember our past and how we used to be in comparison to who we are today. Sometimes we are better people as we age, and sometimes we grow bitter. Remember who you are on the inside and let the good out. Do not let this cold, hardened world do the same thing to your heart. Be the change. Be the good that moves the world in a better place.