There once was a man named Ted, who lived in the woods in his shed.

He built a few bombs and caused some harm.

And now there are good people dead.

What did Ted foresee in the upcoming future? Did he predict the times we're living in now? Please enjoy our telling of the story of Ted Kaczynski and see if you can put yourself in the shoes of the man known as the Uni-bomber.

Well, we tried to tell you so

But we guess you didn't know

That the stories that we share

Expose corrupt affairs

Cause we know when Fauci starts

He will inject you in the heart

With a new vaccine again

That is how the Science wins

(He lied to me) All those times he said to trust him

(He lied to me) Yes, I cried, cause he lied

(He lied to me) He thought that I would die for him

(He lied to me) Yes, I cried, cause he lied

RETURN OF THE SHACK

RETURN OF THE SHACK

RETURN OF THE SHACK

YOU KNOW THAT WE'LL BE BACK

So, we are back up in the SHACK

Tell the truth or don't come back

Letting all the people know

We'll discuss it on the show

Cause what you did you know was wrong

And all the nasty tricks you've done

So, Fauci, listen carefully

Because your reign won't last for long

RETURN OF THE SHACK

RETURN OF THE SHACK

RETURN OF THE SHACK

YOU KNOW THAT WE'LL BE BACK

As Daniel was out planting trees, Wilbur welcomed Jebediah back into the SHACK, as well as a new member to the SHACK! Calling in from a DUMB (Deep Underground Military Base) located in a secret location in the deep south, protected by a tribe of Sámi elders, calling in on a makeshift candlestick phone, Maurice Buttered Rye Toast Klug is a defector of the Shadow Board and now shares his knowledge to serve humanity. When this kind of knowledge accumulates together, the secret chambers become unlocked. The answers we seek in life become revealed, that is if we can keep up with one another. We share our gripes with life. Here's another hint, Daniel just popped and told me that there is a FORCED BIGFOOT MIGRATION HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK AND IT'S BECAUSE OF THESE DATA CENTERS BEING BUILT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY! THE GUYS AT CRYPTIDS OF THE CORN ARE GOING TO COVER IT SOON!!! STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!