Welcome to Cyrus Says!

In this episode of Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha is joined by comedian Punit Pania and the conversation goes off the rails almost immediately.

They jump from Mumbai local train behaviour and people blasting reels in public to fake AI videos, global news confusion.

It’s messy, opinionated, and constantly going off on random tangents which is exactly how Cock & Bull works.

If you’re looking for structured debate or calm discussion, this is not that episode.
If you enjoy chaos, random opinions, and conversations that go completely off track, you’re in the right place.

And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!

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Rahul Bhat joins Cyrus Broacha to talk about his unpredictable journey — from accidental modelling at 19 to overnight TV superstardom, a major film flop, and then disappearing for nearly 9 years.

In this candid conversation, Rahul opens up about:

• Winning Mr India “by mistake”
• Hina’s record-breaking TRPs
• His first big film failing
• The depression that followed
• Why he took a 9-year break to study world cinema
• Producing hit TV shows quietly
• How Anurag Kashyap cast him in Ugly without an audition
• The improvisation magic behind Gangs of Wasseypur & Ugly
• Becoming Kennedy — a ruthless insomniac cop
• Why cinema is a collaboration, not a solo art

From superstardom to reinvention, this is Rahul Bhat like you’ve never seen him.

From selling recharge coupons in Mumbai to building a ₹40,000 crore brand — Madhav Sheth shares the real story behind Realme and India’s tech revolution.

In this explosive episode, we discuss:

• Why India has no global electronics brand
• How China built $500B export ecosystems
• The future of zero-labour robotic factories
• Why marketing budgets are overrated
• How Realme disrupted offline retail
• “Network is your net worth”
• Why failure is more important than success
• AI controlling decisions & consumer behaviour
• Why luxury is just pricing psychology
• Why he still flies economy despite massive success

This is a raw, unfiltered masterclass on entrepreneurship, consumer psychology, AI, and India’s manufacturing future.