Are you ever going to text me?

This episode makes no apologies for going against the Hollywood selections.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph finally endorse the best movies of 2025.

SSHIEELDS UP!

While the year's movies may have been weak, the crew agrees that there were several standout performances.

Jason has a soft spot for a film he had no idea that his brother was in.

Not only was Superman great, but it was also good that he found himself a nice Jewish girl.

Jim digs himself one of the biggest holes by contemplating spending eternity with his wife.

Jason and Jim list a few missed product placement ads for Hamnet.

Joseph and Jim like the idea of renting family and friends.

Which movie had a three-way tie for being overblown and not very good?

Which movie didn't need vampires to be good?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode goes off the rails in trying to figure out what makes a comedy.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of their favorite military comedy films.

Joseph is flummoxed by a simple auto spelling correction that sends him into high anxiety.

Jim skipped joining West Point to participate in "Hands Across Lamar".

Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines: What a great place to start.

" You are the greatest lover I've ever had. /Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone."

Ass Map

Somehow “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” returns to the show.

Jason can't go back on his selection. It's already in the vault.

How many pushups can Bill Murray do at the beginning of Stripes?

Can Jim do a George C. Scott impersonation without coughing?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode doesn't suck as much as we thought (much like 2025).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph share some of their personal highlights from the past year.

Now opening for the JAMBS, the world's laziest guitarist!

Jim's seasonal haircut leads to an existential questioning of Joseph's baldness.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City... what?!?

Jim's admiration for AI comes down to Elvis remakes of popular movies.

Jason champions his favorite cancelled TV show.

Joseph attempts to hijack the show and turn it into a book club podcast.

Should a kid be excited to see Grandpa play football?

Why does Apple hate people who like to binge?