Vince fights back against the narrative that the NBA playoffs "better be good" after a tough regular season while Luke laments how tanking has killed the age of the accidentally awful team. After recapping Luke's experience watching his first-ever hockey game, the two celebrate World Quantum Day by unveiling the three funniest and darkest NBA playoff timelines. Later, the biggest X-factors in the playoffs and an Air Bud-themed moral dilemma.

00:00 Intro
03:08 Rate My Take
15:15 Badger Sports Update
28:18 "Twilight 2-3 Zone" hypothetical playoff scenarios
40:40 Biggest playoff X-factors
48:54 Moral Dilemma

On March 25, Spencer Saltz and Vince Hesprich both signed up for the same Wisconsin vs Michigan softball broadcast. Judge Aidan Michaels presides as a jury of Ben Lindsley, Mawuenam Dossa and Taran Leshin determines who has the rightful claim to the game.

00:14 Intro
04:44 Opening statements
08:00 Round one of arguing
22:15 Round two of arguing
39:40 Round three of arguing
40:30 Special guest cameo
50:13 Closing statements
55:20 Verdict

Luke performs the ultimate flip-flop after the Eagles go scorched earth on Jalen Hurts and Vince dissects Bucks fans' indifferent attitudes toward Giannis. Next, the pair hand out awards to the Wisconsin Women's Basketball team and unveil the final results of WSUM Sports' Kids TV Bracket Challenge. After that, a "Zach LaVine picks up his player option"-inspired segment where Luke and Vince report on future stories they are certain will happen. Finally, Nate Cohn joins the duo for some spring break stories.