Vince fights back against the narrative that the NBA playoffs "better be good" after a tough regular season while Luke laments how tanking has killed the age of the accidentally awful team. After recapping Luke's experience watching his first-ever hockey game, the two celebrate World Quantum Day by unveiling the three funniest and darkest NBA playoff timelines. Later, the biggest X-factors in the playoffs and an Air Bud-themed moral dilemma.

00:00 Intro
03:08 Rate My Take
15:15 Badger Sports Update
28:18 "Twilight 2-3 Zone" hypothetical playoff scenarios
40:40 Biggest playoff X-factors
48:54 Moral Dilemma

On March 25, Spencer Saltz and Vince Hesprich both signed up for the same Wisconsin vs Michigan softball broadcast. Judge Aidan Michaels presides as a jury of Ben Lindsley, Mawuenam Dossa and Taran Leshin determines who has the rightful claim to the game.

00:14 Intro
04:44 Opening statements
08:00 Round one of arguing
22:15 Round two of arguing
39:40 Round three of arguing
40:30 Special guest cameo
50:13 Closing statements
55:20 Verdict

Luke performs the ultimate flip-flop after the Eagles go scorched earth on Jalen Hurts and Vince dissects Bucks fans' indifferent attitudes toward Giannis. Next, the pair hand out awards to the Wisconsin Women's Basketball team and unveil the final results of WSUM Sports' Kids TV Bracket Challenge. After that, a "Zach LaVine picks up his player option"-inspired segment where Luke and Vince report on future stories they are certain will happen. Finally, Nate Cohn joins the duo for some spring break stories.

Vince begs the internet to hold its fire on casual fans (2:30) while Luke calls for the NFL to remove the franchise tag (11:13). Next, to honor Vince's upcoming nerve-wracking fan experience, Luke recants the most nervous he has ever been watching sports (24:04). After Vince tells a jaw-dropping 1920s horse racing story (33:13), the two round out the show by making hypothetical starting fives of their favorite NBA role players (41:41).

With the chaos of NFL free agency about to begin, resident Packers expert Josh Rueger joins Vince to talk all things NFL offseason. The duo starts by dissecting Green Bay's biggest needs going into the NFL free agency (1:30) before making some predictions regarding what expiring contracts the Packers will resign (7:38). After that, Vince presents some Packers cap space scenarios (12:00) and Josh unveils a trio of budget free agent options. (14:50). Later on, the two make predictions on the annual NFL quarterback carousel (20:51), analyze some potential trade candidates (36:00) and look at three especially intriguing NFL Draft prospects (42:42).

Luke leads off the show by asking the NBA to integrate hockey-style fighting (1:20), while Vince has a backwards strategy for the NBA to capitalize on its recent All-Star Game success (5:56). After talking Badgers (12:11), the duo talk four things they still can't believe happened over the past two weeks (17:20). After the break, a list of the best hypothetical 1v1 NBA machups (27:42). Later, Luke refelcts on a spiritual music experience while Vince drops the ultimate "moral dillema" betrayal (36:22). Finally, a brainstorming session of new sports for the Winter Olympics (42:42).

Vince argues that one attribute is the main determinant of QB success, while Luke pitches a solution to the NFL's taunting problem. Later, the two decide what "bust" QBs could find success with a different team and become the next Sam Darnold. The show wraps up with some unique NFL awards.

Vince argues that Curt Cignetti's incredible year is bad for the sport while Luke pours water on Caleb Williams' postseason heroics. After a discussion on the NFL's coaching carousel, the two reveal their biggest takeaways of the playoffs.