This is not a guide to breaking the law—it’s a guide to breaking the rules that quietly break you.

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• The 3 social habits that instantly change how people respond to you (You're probably doing the opposite—but don’t worry, this is fixable.)
• How to bend the rules without losing your job, your friends, or your integrity
• A counterintuitive method to master any skill fast—even if you think you’re “not that person”
• Why influence is about energy, not ego—and how to use yours wisely
• The subtle power move that gets overlooked—but changes everything (Yes, sometimes vanishing is a leadership skill.)
• How to become emotionally adaptable in a world that constantly shifts (Bounce back faster, with your sense of humor intact.)
• The truth about being seen, heard, and remembered—without selling out
• How to drop guilt, ditch people-pleasing, and give yourself permission to be fully you (This is what real self-confidence looks like.)

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