Patch Simmons

This program is read by the author. Heartstopper meets Derry Girls in this wonderfully hilarious rom-com about finding your first love when your personality might be too big for the world around you. Patch Simmons has decided that this is the year he will get a boyfriend, so it's goodbye to his...

First there was Bridget Jones. Then there was Georgia Nicolson. Now get ready to meet Patch Simmons . . . The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King is the hilarious rom-com debut from rising star Harry Trevaldwyn, perfect for fans of Heartstopper. Patch has decided that this is the year he will get...

Read by the author. 'The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs' - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I...

"The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs" - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors! 'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review 'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every...

Filled with just as much laugh-out-loud humor as The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King, I Can't Believe I Don’t Have a Boyfriend is the poignant second novel in the Patch Simmons duology. Days have passed since Patch and Sam had their first kiss, but somehow, Patch still doesn’t officially...