Half-Price Heroes

Half-Price Heroes: The King's Biscuits Description

In a world of Corporate Food Gods and famed Buttersmiths, the disgraced ex-captain of the Lionsguard, Sir Bullstein, joins forces with manipulative bard One-Eyed Beverly on a morally gray job for coin. Their mission? To slay the absolute moron who disrupted famished and wrathful King Reggie's breakfast. Instead of earning easy jimmy-nickels, the party uncovers a deeper, more sinister, and far less trivial danger to the flourishing land of Jimmyville... one they are not at all suited to deal with. Can Bullstein and his band of dysfunctional rejects take down a self-proclaimed genius and his criminal network? Only the Food Gods know.

Whether you're a fan of humorous fantasy satire or simply delight in chaotic mishaps, prepare for a witty, delightfully corporate, and surprisingly dark escapade.

Half-Price Heroes is a humor-filled misadventure packed with well-developed characters, dynamic world lore, unpredictable quests, and cheeky hilarity. The first audiobook in a comedy fantasy series, The King's Biscuits blends bold twists on classic tropes, eccentric personalities, outlandish religious customs, lovably despicable villains, and bizarre mythical creatures.

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