Tales from the McFlipperties

ONE TINY TERRACED HOUSE. SIX TOTAL NUTTERS. AND A SNIPER.Welcome to the chaotic, hilarious, and entirely unfiltered world of the McFlipperties.It is 1987—a fantastic time to be young, wild, and free. But inside the McFlipperties tiny, two-up, two-down Northern terraced house, six human beings are packed together like live dynamite, ready to detonate at any given second.Ten-year-old Adam (Adds) has a front-row seat to the madness, squeezed into a brick box alongside a supernatural Mum, a Dad so laid-back he could fall over, and three older brothers separated only by a DIY partition wall thinner than a slice of bread.Life is loud, crammed, and completely mental. But nothing in the history of brotherly combat tops the legendary incident that kicked off on a boring, rainy Tuesday afternoon...When a single shot of biological warfare is launched across the fourteen-foot living room with Olympic-level precision, it triggers an all-out neighbourhood street chase of biblical proportions.Tommy is sprinting for his absolute life in his Reebok Classics. Kevin has completely exploded into a raging, one-eyed bull. And Mum is standing at the top of the stairs with a plastic washing basket, ready to stop a charging rhino.Can Tommy survive the fury of the Kevster?Packed to the rafters with 1980s nostalgia, Subbuteo matches, and laugh-out-loud Northern grit, Tales from the McFlipperties is a raw, beautiful, and brilliant look at the beautiful disaster that is family.If you miss the classic British comedy of The Royle Family, Brassic, or The Inbetweeners, click Buy Now or Read for Free on Kindle Unlimited to dive into Volume 1 today! There is truth to every story.