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Hellbent on finding Cheatums Sterling, the comedian braves the murderous environment of the wastes with an assassin hot on his heels. In the desolate wasteland, he'll have to face his worst nightmare… his past… and some raiders… and uh… like a bunch of other weird stuff. Also, there's ramen.

There's no more football, no more TV, no more cell phones. All that's left now are the ruins of a civilization that thought itself indestructible, and the sad people living out the string of their lives in this horrid new world, where even the trees seem hellbent on making humanity extinct.

The comedian and his gang of entertainers head toward the Fortress of Good in the hopes of finishing his mission. Of course, travel in the wasteland isn't as easy as it used to be, and they are waylaid in a mysterious town underneath the ruins of Salt Lake City. What will they find there? A gang of sickening weirdos? Strange culinary delights? Top hats? Or even worse... polite conversation? Certainly, it couldn't be all of those things. Could it?

Now saddled with the dubious talents of Ajax, the comedian heads to Ike to find Cheatums and complete his quest. In order to finish questin', the comedian will have to navigate the bizarre culture of the town of Ike, perform his show, and travel to a rival town full of devolved humans. Watch as the comedian brings his special brand of chaos to not one, but two towns. Will anyone survive?