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"Sir, I don't know anything about my ultimate mission." The general looked at me for a long moment before poking a finger at my chest. "It's simple, son: You're going to win the war for us." Wow, that was a lot of pressure to put on a cyborg like me. Of course, I was the most advanced cyborg...

I'm just a plug-and-play, Brain-in-a-Box undercover operative . . . and the best line of defense Humanity has to offer. For as long as I last. I'm The Last Cyborg. Fleet Marine Sergeant Alan Ashe thought his Cyborg life was over after his last assignment. After all, he helped Humanity win the...

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. **Cottonball Catastrophe: A LitRPG Tale of Fluff and Fury** *A genre-bending, satirical adventure where soft meets unstoppable.* In a world where everyone gets a superpower at age eighteen, Amelia Hartwell drew the short straw—hers is throwing small...

They say you can never go home. But, you can clean it. Triana Moore, maintenance bot technician on Station Kelly-Kornienko, prefers life in orbit where the air is purified, the commute is short, and nature doesn’t get all over you. But when a minor infraction gets her sent to remedial training dirtside, she doesn’t complain. Who wouldn’t enjoy a few days of sitting in the sunshine, eating gourmet burgers and drinking too much Jager Hula? When an unscheduled beach weekend uncovers dangerous squatters in her childhood home, the space janitor decides to clean house.

Humans insist Monday is simply the beginning of the week. Aliens know better. Every seven days, Earth is gripped by a baffling ritual involving alarm clocks, excessive caffeine, mysterious meetings, and a dramatic loss of motivation. Humans shuffle through offices and schools muttering phrases like "I need more coffee" and "Is it Friday yet?" while pretending this is perfectly normal.

ONE DERELICT SHIP. ONE ROTTEN DEAL. ONE CREW ABOUT TO BE DOUBLE-CROSSED. When Captain Rask agrees to a salvage op in contested Imperial space, it sounds simple: get in, grab the goods, get out. Easy credits. No politics. No moral complications. Naturally, it’s a trap.

What if London’s heaviest man weighed absolutely nothing? In this brilliantly bizarre, darkly comedic tale by H.G. Wells, an annoyed gentleman named Formalyn is relentlessly badgered by Pyecraft - the most monstrously obese, insufferable clubman in London. Desperate to escape his massive size...

“Weird, wonderful...I loved this.” —Matt Haig, New York Times bestselling author INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER In a near future, where even the smallest of appliances are sentient, a young Roomba vacuum sets out to save the humans of her house from a rising technological power in this...

Full-Cast Audio Drama • Sci-fi-/Comedy • 14+ (D, L, V) Immersive sound. Professional voice talent. Original Score. Cult B-movie director Dalton Bonestell and his misfit cast and crew routinely stumble into real-life paranormal mysteries. In Book 2, "Night of the Saucer", Cult B-movie director Dalton Bonestell and his cast and crew are filming in the struggling UFO tourism town of Rosberg, Nevada, when an actual flying saucer shows up and abducts a local resident — along with one of the crew!

This is an epic, multi-generational time-travel fantasy adventure with strong historical fiction, romance, action, and conspiracy elements. Drew (modern military genius turned immortal "White Lotus") and Zira (Suleiman descendant) travel through centuries, influencing major historical events while building power, love, and wealth (especially via Rothschild alliances). The story mixes humor, high-stakes intrigue, superhuman powers, and passionate romance.

Pelagic Shores... that artificial floating tropical-resort island of tomorrow, the world's #1 vacation destination, home of Caly Clam, Pelagic Kingdom Park, and thirty-seven-dollar cheeseburgers…. Small-time swindler Lewis Dibble has never been to Pelagic Shores, but when his estranged uncle goes missing on the island Lewis is summoned by Security Services, and he embarks on the magical journey of a lifetime. Unfortunately, it's that sleight-of-hand, keep-your-eye-on-the-lady kind of magic, and his lifetime is about to be cut short.

On Earth, women govern, manage business, and make the important decisions. Men are considered emotional, impractical, and increasingly difficult to find. For young Ferdinand Sparling, a voyage to Venus begins aboard a spaceship crowded with hundreds of women hoping to secure husbands on the...

When her consciousness starts spontaneously ejecting from her body, Charlie becomes the first known case of a bizarre new phenomenon - and the unwilling centre of a global crisis. And an immortal sheep might be the key to everything. As disembodiment spreads, corporations celebrate it...

A new standalone sci-fi novel from Edward Ashton, author of Mickey7 (the inspiration for the major motion picture Mickey 17). “Barrie Kreinik, one of the best narrators around, succeeds in making distinct characters not just of Dalton and Neera, Breaker and some of the aliens, but even of the...

For fans of Firefly and James S. A. Corey's Expanse novels, The Firmament of Flame is the third installment in Drew Williams' Universe After series. For nearly a century, the Justified have been searching for gifted children to help prevent the return of the pulse. Until recently, they thought...

A fascinating journey into other realms by the Hugo and Nebula-award winning author of The Left Hand of Darkness. Sita Dulip has missed her flight out of Chicago. But instead of listening to garbled announcements in the airport, Sita finds a method of bypassing the crowds at the desks—a way to...

The Final Transaction is the opening arc of Helstalgia, a cyberpunk LitRPG series set inside a digital city where survival, reputation, and corporate control are written into the system itself. Rexil steals a data fragment from the Flux Jackals, a netrunner faction with teeth in all the wrong places. The fragment has unknown origins, corrupted metadata, and one brutal problem: the system binds it to his inventory. He can’t drop it. He can’t delete it. The only way to get rid of it is to convince someone else to take it.

Includes an exclusive Q&A with Isy Suttie and Andrew Hunter Murray Nothing ever happened to her. And then everything did. Esme Good is an unremarkable young woman working a dull job in a city much like the one you're picturing now. Her only escape is The Elsewheres: tiny potions which allow her...

‘The Moon Chose Us’ presents a bold vision of humanity at a turning point. As Earth remains classified as a Type 0 civilization, watched by advanced societies beyond our solar system, a decisive question emerges: will humanity mature into a responsible planetary culture or remain bound by...

Tedd hat die Konzerne überlebt. Die Mafia. Das Todeslager. Der Dschungel ist anders. Etwas wächst in der Festung, die in den Bäumen versteckt ist. Etwas, das der Manager im Geheimen erschaffen hat. Etwas, das nicht aus Metall besteht, nicht verdrahtet ist und keinerlei Interesse daran hat, Gefangene zu machen.