Épisodes

  • I Haven't Had That Much Exposure To Donkeys
    Oct 15 2026

    Bill answers questions on fabric handkerchiefs, facial hair & fracture boots. Some more words have been in front of the permissions committee for review, plus another listener has been good enough to share some of their embarrassing lyrics for the 'I'm With The Band' feature.


    This episode's playlist is called ‘Hands Free, Pockets Empty’ and includes:


    • ‘The Holy River’ by Prince
    • ‘I Found My Smile Again’ by D’Angelo
    • ‘Am I Wrong’ by Anderson .Paak (feat. ScHoolboy Q)
    • ‘Be Thankful (For What You’ve Got)’ by The Winstons
    • ‘Turn On Some Music’ by Marvin Gaye
    • ‘Rain On Me’ by Tamia
    • ‘This Day Is For You’ by Leela James


    Listen to the playlist on Spotify - HERE

    Listen to the playlist on Apple Music - HERE


    The book is of the episode is ‘The Blackmailer’ by Isabel Colegate


    Keep your questions and contributions to our features coming - you can get in touch via Instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy or by email: contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com


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    30 min
  • Those Were The Days When We Used To Work Nights
    Oct 8 2026

    In this episode Bill tackles sleeping habits, birds, bovril and how to spend the perfect day in Paris.


    ‘Those Were The Days When We Used To Work Nights’

    • ‘Crosstown Traffic’ by Jimi Hendrix
    • ‘Jumpin’ Jack Flash’ by The Rolling Stones
    • ‘Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag, Pt. 1’ by James Brown & The Famous Flames
    • ‘You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go’ by Bob Dylan
    • ‘Into the Mystic’ by Van Morrison
    • ‘Dirty Old Town’ by The Pogues


    Listen to the playlist on Spotify - HERE

    Listen to the playlist on Apple Music - HERE


    Keep your questions and contributions to our features coming - you can get in touch via Instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy or by email: contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com


    If you like to hear more of Bill, you can join him in The Back Room on Patreon (www.patreon.com/illadvisedbybillnighy) for bonus episodes, ad-free listening, early access to new episodes, events, the long-awaited merchandise and more - see you there.

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    31 min
  • I Think I Was Kidding
    Oct 1 2026

    Bill attempts to answer questions about pavement etiquette, singing and saxophone solos in this episode.


    This episode's playlist is called: ‘I Think I Was Kidding...’ and includes:


    • ‘Dancing With Myself’ by Royel Otis
    • ‘Sarah, Calling From A Hotel’ by Craig Finn
    • ‘Born Asleep’ by Starcrawler
    • ‘I Don’t Know What To Do’ by Pete Yorn & Scarlett Johansson
    • ‘Under The Milky Way’ by The Church

    Lint to the playlist on Spotify can be found HERE

    Link to the playlist on Apple Music is HERE


    The book of the episode is The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath


    Keep your questions and contributions to our features coming - you can get in touch via Instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy or by email: contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com


    If you like to hear more of Bill, you can join him in The Back Room on Patreon (www.patreon.com/illadvisedbybillnighy) for bonus episodes, ad-free listening, early access to new episodes, events, the long-awaited merchandise and more - see you there.

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    34 min
  • Relax, I've Got Your Keys
    Sep 24 2026

    In this episode Bill answers questions on wristwatches, cat flaps, birthdays and how to stop smoking.


    Just a heads up, the book reading in this episode has quite a few swear words in it.


    This episode's playlist is called 'Relax, I've Got Your Keys' and includes:


    • ‘Lost Boys’ by Phoebe Bridgers
    • ‘Since I Lost My Baby’ by The Temptations
    • ‘Real Thing’ by Drugdealer & Weyes Blood
    • ‘Deep One Perfect Morning’ by The Jesus and Mary Chain
    • ‘My Favourite Picture of You’ by Guy Clark


    ​Listen to the playlist on Spotify - HERE

    Listen to the playlist on Apple Music - HERE


    The book of the episode is 'Attention Seeking Behaviour' by Aea Varfis-Van Warmelo


    Keep your questions coming - you can get in touch via Instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy or by email: contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com


    If you like to hear more of Bill, you can join him in The Back Room on Patreon (www.patreon.com/illadvisedbybillnighy) for bonus episodes, ad-free listening, early access to new episodes, events, the long-awaited merchandise and more - see you there.

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    29 min
  • Irony Left The Building
    Sep 17 2026

    Bill is back to answer your questions and in this episode he attempts to address dreams, diaries and baseball caps. As well as our regular features we debut our first contribution to 'According To Your Grandmother'.


    This weeks playlist is called: ‘Barefoot She’s Heart High’


    • ‘The Mermaid Parade’ by Phosphorescent
    • ‘How You Get Hurt’ by Courtney Marie Andrews
    • ‘Strung Out’ by Johnny “Guitar” Watson
    • ‘Spring Can Really Hang You Up The Most’ by Bill Charlap Trio
    • ‘Don’t Go To Strangers’ by Amy Winehouse, Jools Holland, Paul Weller


    Link to playlist on Spotify - HERE

    Link to playlist on Apple Music - HERE


    The book of the episode is 'My Phantoms' by Gwendoline Riley.


    Keep your questions coming - you can get in touch via Instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy or by email: contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com


    If you like to hear more of Bill, you can join him in The Back Room on Patreon (www.patreon.com/illadvisedbybillnighy) for bonus episodes, ad-free listening, early access to new episodes, events, the long-awaited merchandise and more - see you there.

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    27 min
  • Death To Superstition
    Sep 10 2026

    How to take a compliment, whether to finish a book, flesh coloured clothing and sausage size are some of the topics tackled by Bill in this episode.


    This episode's playlist is called 'I Just Need Some Air, I Won’t Be Long':


    Lou Reed - The Great Defender (Down at the Arcade)

    The Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You

    Prince - She Spoke 2 Me

    The Jesus and Mary Chain - Deep One Perfect Morning

    Sjowgren - AJSF - 2much2soon

    Chrissie Hynde and The Pretenders - I’ll Stand By You


    Link to Spotify here

    And to Apple music here


    Bill's book recommendation this week is 'Lolly Willowes' by Sylvia Townsend Warner


    We'd love to hear from you! Send us questions for Bill or 'I'm With The Band' submissions via instagram

    @illadvisedbybillnighy or by email: contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com


    If you like to hear more of Bill, you can join him in The Back Room on Patreon (www.patreon.com/illadvisedbybillnighy) for bonus episodes, ad-free listening, early access to new episodes, events, the long-awaited merchandise and more - see you there.

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    32 min
  • I Was in Crisis Long Before Midlife
    Sep 3 2026

    Welcome to the 3rd series of ill-advised! Bill is back to answer the all important questions of whether you can have too many hats, the correct way to make tea and he concertedly attempts to advise on a midlife crisis…


    Plus this week we have a brilliant contribution to our 'I'm With The Band' feature, we say goodbye to some more words as they are added to the Banned Words list (as ratified by the permissions committee) and Bill announces a brand new feature.


    The playlist this week is called ‘No I Was Awake, Honestly’:


    • ‘Don’t Let Me Be Lonely Tonight’ by The Isley Brothers
    • ‘Damn U’ by Prince
    • ‘Misty Blue’ by Mary J. Blige
    • ‘Til Tomorrow’ by Marvin Gaye
    • ‘Between You Baby and Me’ by Curtis Mayfield
    • ‘Fire We Make’ by Alicia Keys, Maxwell

    Link to Spotify - HERE

    Link to Apple Music - HERE


    The book that Bill recommends this week is: Beside the Syrian Sea by James Wolff


    We'd love to hear from you! Send us questions for Bill or 'I'm With The Band' submissions via instagram

    @illadvisedbybillnighy or by email: contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com


    If you like to hear more of Bill, you can join him in The Back Room on Patreon (www.patreon.com/illadvisedbybillnighy) for bonus episodes, ad-free listening, early access to new episodes, events, the long-awaited merchandise and more - see you there.

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    35 min
  • A taste of what is happening in The Back Room
    Jun 26 2026

    Bill is off ill-advising duties for the summer but there are all sorts of things happening in The Back Room over on Patreon. If you are missing your weekly dose you can hear Bill giving recommendations, ranking Songs with Speaking in them, answering Back Room members questions and reading Night and Day by Virginia Woolf all summer - visit www.patreon.com/illadvisedbyBillNighy.

    He'll be back in September with Season 3 of ill-advised but in the meantime he looks forward to squandering time with in The Back Room.

    It's important to sign up online on Patreon first to avoid the Apple fees in their app. You can download it later in the app.

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    5 min