It's wine night, and we're playing Would You Rather… with one very important rule: if you refuse to choose, you drink.

From permanently wet socks and questionable 2005 eyebrows to accidentally farting in yoga class, we're tackling life's most ridiculous hypothetical situations and things go off the rails.

We're also talking about the awkwardness of accepting compliments, personal space violations, turning 40, the never-ending assault of website pop-ups, and why apparently just browsing for a pair of pants has become a full-contact sport.

Grab a glass, play along, and let us know which questions would have you reaching for the wine.

Music Credit: "Dirty Gertie" by Shane Ivers, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0).

Apparently, we're at the age where a great night out includes a nice dinner, a concert, and being in bed by 11. Unless you're Jenn, who somehow stayed up until 2 a.m. and then powered through an entire weekend of activities.

This week, we're recapping Teddy Swims, surprise Halloween party crashers, questionable costume decisions, and a rope swing that had us reconsidering our physical abilities. Somewhere along the way, we get into overscheduling, learning when to say no, the pressure of finding the perfect gift, and why teachers really don't need another mug.

Plus, Erica shares an unexpected health experience, and we debate whether Jenn can still do a cartwheel without ending up in the ER.

Just another week of wondering... we're not crazy, right?

Music Credit: "Dirty Gertie" by Shane Ivers, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 (CC BY 4.0).

What are the actual requirements of being a good friend? Apparently, pulling rogue chin hairs, pointing out questionable makeup, and telling someone when they have food in their teeth are just the beginning.

This week, Erica and Jenn are tackling the unwritten rules of friendship, why grown adults still feel the need to make excuses instead of simply saying no, and how many invitations it takes before you finally stop asking.

Somehow, we also get into high school reunions with an alarming amount of beer, our questionable fashion choices growing up, dancing like absolute lunatics, and a childhood cigarette-smoking operation that probably should've stayed in the '90s.

Then things get a little more serious as we talk about the invisible work of running a household, why planning everyone's entire existence is actually a job, and how sending your husband to the grocery store can somehow create more work.

Plus, school picture day failures, learning new things after 40, Erica's refusal to voluntarily enter freezing temperatures, and a friendship story Jenn would really prefer Erica had kept to herself.

As always, we're covering absolutely everything and solving almost nothing.

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Music Credit: "Dirty Gertie" by Shane Ivers, Silverman Sound Studios. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0). https://www.silvermansound.com