Join hosts Bateleur, a Sorcerer of Tunt (They/Them) and Étoile (She/Her) as we close out L. Neil Smith's Lando Calrissian Trilogy with Lando Calrissian And The Starcave of ThonBoka. The short version is that Smith crushed our spirits. Unlike our podcast, this book didn't have a point. Consider the many kinds of space whales and hear Bateleur (Sorcerer of Tunt) complain about Stephen Moffat. We'll also spoil the first Tiffany Aching book and aggressively defend LOST. And just another reminder, you can't be a misogynist if you don't have any female characters! Smith manages to be one anyway.

Bateleur, a Sorcerer of Tunt (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

Étoile can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join hosts Yellow Bird (she/her) and Waltzing Mouse (they/them) as we discuss Lando Calrissian And The Flamewind of Oseon by L. Neil Smith. Once again, we quite enjoyed this! It was less racist than the last one. We advocate for consensual torture and discuss memories of being Lost In The Mall. Yellow Bird does another unimpressive impression and Waltzing Mouse alludes to the AU where they're a Jordan Peterson type. Also introducing a new name for Waltzing Mouse's Implications Corner! Remember: You can't be misogynistic if you don't have any women!

Yellow Bird can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

Waltzing Mouse (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

This fortnight, hosts Wheel (they/them) and Endurance (she/her) read Lando Calrissian and the Mindharp of Sharu, the first entry in L. Neil Smith's Lando Calrissian Trilogy. We pretty much enjoyed it a lot! We're going to be with Smith for three episodes total, so keep tuning in to see how much that stays true. Hear Wheel beef with Iron Man 3 and Stephen King, and Endurance beef with the thesaurus. We promise the Dangerous Crow Boy joke was timely when we recorded this. Note: You'll appreciate this episode and book better if you have any history with the Discordian faith.

Wheel (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

Endurance can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Welcome back for part 2 of our Return of the Jedi episode; make sure you listened to part 1 first! This one contains all our "segments" – Timeline, Purient's Implications Corner, Droids Rights Watch, Firsts and EU corner, and a bit more. You'll also hear Pinafore's David Lynch impression, and Prurient's Pinafore impression!

Pinafore Tyche can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

Prurient A. Scintilla (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join hosts Pinafore Tyche (she/her) and Prurient A Scintilla (they/them) as they discuss Return of the Jedi, both the movie and the novelization by James Kahn. It was certainly better than the novelization of Empire Strikes Back! After a brief diversion about another James's Peacemaker, Pinafore and Prurient get down to brass tacks and discuss the Robocop and Men in Black cartoons. Ewoks are great, haters back off!

This is part 1 of 2, because we went very very long. Part 2 will post 4 hours after this.

Pinafore Tyche can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

Prurient A. Scintilla (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Back in the warm embrace of Brian Daley, hosts and eggmates Naught Bos (they/them) and Tumoeis Bos (She/Her) discuss Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell, an audio play about that business with the bounty hunter back on Ord Mantell. It's really fun! Problem is, it's pretty short. This is why we discuss Tapirs as mounts, the Fastball Special, K-Pop Bounty Hunters (not like that), the giant rat that makes all da rules, Swamp Thing – Well ok that one's normal. We also touch on Adventures in Odyssey, but that's unfortunately relevant.

The issue of Swamp Thing where Swamp Thing meets Pogo is Issue 32 and the Adam Strange issue Naught also brought up is Issue 57

Naught Bos (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

Tumoesis Bos can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Another episode of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar about Comics? You know it! Scumbag Cassiopeia Weasel (she/her) and her henchperson K'lok (they/them) read Star Wars Omnibus A Long Time Ago… Volume 3 and had a pretty good time! Learn about Legally Distinct Barsoom, the psychic rabbits of Arbra, and Luke's first redheaded Imperial-trained girlfriend, who has never been shipped with Tanith Shire. Do you want some cheese?

Cassiopeia Weasel's recent appearance on episode 12 of SURVEY_PROGRAM: A Podcast About Deltarune

Cassiopeia Weasel can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

K'lok (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join hosts Gabbiani (they/them) and Veruca (she/her) as we discuss the exceedingly lackluster The Newspaper Strips Volume 1. We didn't like this one, but at least it's no Splinter Of The Mind's Eye. Suffer through a discussion of Funky Winkerbean with a lot more ease than we suffered through these absolute nothing comics, and always remember, ARCAB (All Robot Cops Are Bastards). I'd rather be playing Numberwang.

Gabbiani (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

Veruca can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes