Meet us at the afters (jk we're in recovery now) and strap in for lots of laughs and real talk because this week's guest is none other than Tara McGorry. From what it's like to raise the children of LA elites, to a journey to the depths of addiction and recovery, and why we should probably just move to Berlin, this episode has it all. And we confirm once and for all: Hayden Panettiere IS Bisexual.

Tara McGorry is a genderqueer writer, filmmaker, and stand-up comedian who has performed all over LA, America and Europe. Her unique signature voice uses dark humor to destigmatize mental illness and other taboo subjects. You can follow her everywhere @terrormcgorry

Get your pumpkins and hot apple cider ready because this is the perfect Fall episode with none other than the man, the myth, the legend whose name has been dropped on the pod COUNTLESS times…MIKEY! We cover it all: from growing up as the only adopted gay kid in a small Indiana town, his former life in the ministry, 9/11 trauma, the impeccable vibes of the film Practical Magic, and why green bean casserole doesn't get enough credit as a perfect Thanksgiving side.

Mikey is a musician, pro makeup artist, home cook, cat dad, and Los Angeles newcomer from Nashville TN. You can follow him @meikimusic

We got you on the guest list for this one, because Aisha/AJ Blvck is on the decks dishing out all the hot goss. From MySpace crushes to Spice Girls hook ups to hexing, and the important questions like: "2 Girls 1 cup, where are they now?" they cover it all. LA may be opp/swamp city, but at least this episode is an unprecedented event that won't send you to therapy.

Their name is Aisha Black. AJ is their nick name. You can call them either, but if they're boy boots, AJ does feel more affirming. They are queer transdrogynous dyke/fag. They dj, they're a home chef, they throw dating events, they wrestle (if they're lucky enough), and they love birds. You can follow them @cowboyblvck