Happy New Year from your favorite ragtag team of vampire misfits! Today we take a look at the god-awful 2014 film Dracula Untold and are joined by a very special guest, comic artist and all-around cool dude Lan Pitts. We definitely did not have to record this one twice either. We will not be silenced!

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

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On this ULTRA JUICY SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE, Will and Colleen (and former guest Teresa Roberts Logan!) go to the ballet and record an episode while waiting to get out of the fucking parking garage.

Due to the nature of the fucking parking garage, please be warned that much of this sounds like complete garbage. You asked for it.

Pittsburgh Ballet Theatre website

Full version of the ballet, by the Milwaukee Ballet Company

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Please, if there is a God, let us never have to watch this show again.

Cole Haddon's Medium article

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

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(Colleen's audio is scuffed to fuck. Good thing none of you pay for this and the show in question sucks anyway.)

Will and Colleen engage in some exquisite suffering looking at episodes 1-5 of the 2013 NBC show Dracula starring Johnathan Rhys Meyers. It's really, really bad.

Cole Haddon's Medium article

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

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Hello and welcome BACK to another beautiful mailbag episode, where we answer your burning Dracula and Dracula-adjacent questions. For fun, and on purpose!

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen on The Hard Times.

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This [redacted unit of time] on Transylvaniacs, Will and Colleen watch a Canadian ballet silent film and honestly have an amazing time doing it. There is also a dog barking in some of Will's audio, but you can't blame Anna the Pug for being jazzed about a solid little dance flick, can you?

Watch it on YouTube!

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen on The Hard Times.

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Strap in folks, this train is headed right to Yap Central Station. We look at the brand new Nosferatu adaptation and talk for a long, long time. Please keep sending us your memes.

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen on The Hard Times.

Fair warning: Colleen's brand new nice mic doesn't sound amazing and she will be switching back!

Today we take a look at the half fact, half fiction retelling of the filming of the 1922 Nosferatu, titled Shadow of the Vampire. We also talk about Willem Dafoe's face, Bat Boy: The Musical, and Will's excellent Halloween costume.

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen on The Hard Times.