Happy New Year from your favorite ragtag team of vampire misfits! Today we take a look at the god-awful 2014 film Dracula Untold and are joined by a very special guest, comic artist and all-around cool dude Lan Pitts. We definitely did not have to record this one twice either. We will not be silenced!

Lan's Instagram

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

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On this ULTRA JUICY SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE, Will and Colleen (and former guest Teresa Roberts Logan!) go to the ballet and record an episode while waiting to get out of the fucking parking garage.

Due to the nature of the fucking parking garage, please be warned that much of this sounds like complete garbage. You asked for it.

Pittsburgh Ballet Theatre website

Full version of the ballet, by the Milwaukee Ballet Company

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Logo by @hypochroma.

Please, if there is a God, let us never have to watch this show again.

Cole Haddon's Medium article

Follow us on Instagram: @transylvaniacspod

Here's our Letterboxd!

Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Logo by @hypochroma.