"We named the dog Indiana."

This week, we are choosing wisely (we hope) as we break down the 1989 action masterpiece Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. For Ryan, this isn't just a movie—it’s his absolute favorite film of the entire franchise, a perfect blend of high-stakes adventure and a father-son road trip from hell.

Join us as we discuss the genius casting of River Phoenix as young Indy, why Sean Connery and Harrison Ford have the best on-screen chemistry in history (despite only being 12 years apart in age), and why Marcus Brody is simultaneously a respected scholar and a total liability. We also break down the "Librarian Stamp" sound effect, the logistics of the tank chase, and answer our Retro Ramble question: What ancient mystery would you want to see Indiana Jones solve?

Grab your grail diary and don't cross the seal—it’s time to keep up with the Joneses!

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"Is this a TOKEN?"

"It's a PODCAST!"

This week, we are firing up the locomotive and heading back to 1885 for the final installment of the BTTF trilogy with, Back to the Future Part III. Deric is going out on a limb to claim this might be the best movie of the franchise (a hot take, we know), while Ryan shows off a literal piece of the movie set he keeps on his shelf.

Join us as we marvel at the cinematography of the steam train, give Thomas F. Wilson his flowers for the terrifyingly funny "Mad Dog" Tannen, and debate the biggest plot hole in the series: Why didn’t they just siphon the gas out of the Delorean hidden in the cave?! We also discuss why the "Clint Eastwood" alias is weirdly meta, the origins of the Frisbee, and answer our Retro Ramble question: What is your go-to arcade game from high school? (Spoiler: We shot for the same one 😆).

We’re reading your passionate defenses of Rush Hour and Jackie Chan in Gum Under The Seat.

Grab your Presto Logs—we’re hitting 88 miles per hour one last time!

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"You gotta hear this one song. It'll change your life, I swear."

This week, we are putting on our headphones and screaming into the infinite abyss of 2004 with Zach Braff’s indie darling Garden State. For Ryan, this movie was a "religious" experience in his early 20s, a perfect snapshot of aimless angst and sidecar motorcycles. For Deric, it’s a nostalgic trip back to a time when The Shins were the only band that mattered.

Join us as we discuss whether Natalie Portman’s character is the ultimate "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" prototype, why Jim Parsons wearing a suit of armor at the breakfast table is still the funniest visual gag of the 2000s, and if the ending line ("This is the start of something big") is romantic or painfully cringe. We also break down the wild "Desert Storm Trading Card" investment strategy, the shocking production speed (filmed during Natalie Portman’s spring break?!), and answer our Retro Ramble question: What movie has the best soundtrack of all time?

Grab your helmet and hop in the sidecar—it’s time to see if Garden State is truly profound or just overly medicated.

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