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Ronnie and Justin respond to some listener emails including a saucy romp with a professor in the 70’s, a teacher who’s writing some curriculum for a social/emotional learning program, a teacher who is addressing their school board about sex education, and a college student who’s refusing to participate in a unit on diverse literature because of Jesus. Then Ronnie and Justin read a professor’s decision to respond to students overusing AI for composition papers, followed by a little experiment. They read two college entrance essays and attempt to determine if any were written by AI. And as always they reveal the first piece of media they will cover for the spring trimester.

Here’s a copy of the essays we read to determine if any, one or both were written by AI: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AfnE5cMsXSnpHYUVVFSJ5lbfFOyrq2RMxuGOmZlvn6Y/edit?usp=sharing

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A witch has come to a school district and creates havoc in this week’s film. And by a witch this time they aren’t talking about a mom for liberty. How will the district respond to seventeen missing students? Well there’s Hilary’s pizza parlor basement again, Resident Evil, celebrating missing kids in class, a Dunkin’ Refresher, tweakers, a principal making a bad choice to have a parent assembly, bubble gum vodka, CPS, a teacher stalking a student, junk food, prop comedian Carrot Top, school shootings, the Barbarian tie-in, how districts deal with grief, eyes bugging out of heads like Rodney Dangerfield, the importance of taking PrEP after getting a needle stick, parasites, bad wigs, learning voodoo, and showing your cooter via a karate kick to automatic doors. Exit ticket: It’s the trimester Andy Cohen “Rose and Thorn” ceremony with a look over the winter semester. Ronnie has a three way tie for first and one thorn. Justin has a three-way.

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For once, both hosts have read the book AND watched the movie before this viewing, so they have some opinions of poor Charlie. They’ve been poor Charlie. The freshmen year of high school and found friends are explored as well as passing around dirty books, cafeteria culture, asshole shop teachers, Pizza Hut candle making, Caroline Leavitt again, Grimace, crushing on Paul Rudd, The Smiths, the world taking an internet time out via aliens, Greg from Succession, “Come on Eileen,” having pot for the first time, Jessica Kirson, movies with girls who stand up in moving vehicles, zines, The Beat Generation, our Rocky Horror dress up picks, our mixtape picks, how dumb Secret Santa is, a student who flunked a class three times, girl bullies of gay kids, the word “grandbabies,” who was really responsible for Charlie kissing Sam, having older friends and David Bowie’s “Heroes.”

Exit ticket: A student with mental health issues got a law passed allowing students to take mental health days. These weren’t days to get caught up on school work, but rest days that allow students to see therapists or to have a reset. Some teachers aren’t pleased.

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Praise be, Joseph Smith, for the LDS approved Napoleon Dynamite. Mouth agape. Plastic boondoggles in hand. And let’s learn some hip hop dancing. Yes, it’s time to discover rural schools in Idaho with these weirdos. Bow to your sensei, then there’ll be some tetherball, action figures being hate-crimed, Aspergers, racist principals, Susan Dell serving Annabelle realness, Mac’s mom, quesa dillaz, “Your mom goes to college,” Johnson County women in the round-a-bout, ASL Amy Grant, the banging wagon, pay-per-minute AOL, a cake for Caroline Leavitt, portraits from hell, gagging on hard boiled eggs, Big League Chew, a time machine dildo, FFA milk, La Fawnda, a drag king, cargo tots, herbal tits, a Stephen Miller pinata, the dreaded STUCO election skit, Jamiroquai again, eat your ham and your wildest dreams coming true.

Exit ticket: Ronnie found someone who needs advice on Reddit. They have a weird kid in their rural school with two administrators who won’t do anything about him. He’s like Napoleon but an asshole who is heavily leaning into being an incel. Good thing Ronnie has experience having a January 6th apologist in class once.

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Whoa what a film! If you’re into teachers getting revenge on pain in the ass students, and we know you are, then have we got an episode for you. Alice Cooper sings the theme song of the movie, setting the mood. In addition to that, there’s Marty McNuggets, Chekov’s gun, The Fucklty Parking Lot," teachers who should be fired but aren’t, a busty clarinet, Roddy McDowall, Nazis, Grease 2’s “Reproduction,” grammatically challenged graffiti corrected with red spray paint, developing Polaroids in your snatch, Christmas sex workers in Florida, PCP not cocaine, roasted rabbit, a preppy kid in Danny Zuko drag, fingerprints, a kid getting shivved, Mr. Holland’s Anus, classroom engagement at gun point, a band leader / hostage de-escalation expert, an English teacher just trying to teach “The Most Dangerous Game,” a strip club playing Enya, the Offred line at Sears, and death by table saws, gasoline, car, getting crushed and falling through the ceiling at an orchestra concert.

Exit ticket: There’s an exodus of teachers from a suburban school district in Ohio last school year because they were sick of being assaulted by students and admin took no action. How did the district respond to this nightmare? As Dorinda Medley would say, “Not well, bitch.”

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Welcome back from the Holidays, teachers and others. To kick off the second semester of school and the back half of the winter trimester, Ronnie and Justin are gonna cut loose. Footloose. Kick off the Sunday shoes and get into small town small school district politics. Get ready for a city council meeting as well as the matinee at the Fox Theater in East Hills Mall, Ronnie’s parents church they started, foot fetishes, the rusty trombone, Ariel and Woody getting into some Disney crossovers, Kurt Vonnegut showing up in a second episode, a very loud boombox, masturbation and making Ginger pop, Ariel’s need for advanced mental health care, the male gymnastic’s team, Ariel sitting on a dick and Doris peacing out, Rebel without a Tractor, the abandoned factory dance caught on camera, arcade game bans, 80s evangelical churches, Chuck the statutory rapist and girlfriend abuser, narcissist preachers, butts in showers, musical trauma, Ren and Stimpy, music, drugs, and fornication. Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Exit ticket: The demise of Ryan Walters is delicious. He created Footloose in the entire State of Oklahoma, and the hosts have ideas on how karma can continue to come for him. Death by kitty litter and a cemetery performance of Footloose are mentioned.

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Ronnie picked the worst movie in the three years they’ve been doing the show and has little remorse. Both hosts are pleased that Rodney Dangerfield is no longer with us. Well, they discover what being a re-entry student who has untapped wealth would do to a college campus which includes Sam Kinnison screaming, fat phobia, DXL shopping, Melon Patch Kids, Adrian Barbeau’s tits, handing towels to men in Speedos, clit paintings, a meatball and deviled eggs sandwich that would make Ronnie’s husband hurl, Lou the live-in companion, Robert Downey Jr’s hair, college lawn frisbee, Cobra Kai, building codes being violated in dorms, Jim and Tammy Baker, jumping off the high dive, women fawning all over a 65 year old man with bug eyes, dating your English professor, a Business teacher’s beard, Edie McClurg’s back from Carrie, Oingo Boingo, Jason’s inconsistency with his father, the audition room from Flashdance, the return of the Dylan Dylan contest, the Triple Lindsay Buckingham, and a graduation speech freeze frame that was the only funny part of the entire movie.

Exit ticket: Justin has some stats on what motivates re-entry students to return to college. And it’s not just to mess up the curve on tests.

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Oof. These idiots really can’t do college, but what do you expect? Certainly not a poorly handled sexual assault storyline followed by one about the preferential treatment of college athletes and a student sleeping with a professor. Well, Ronnie and Justin got all that and Labor Day weekend snow, Brenda’s resting bitch face, the winds of horniness, the (sort of) return of Emily Valentine, Hell Week repercussions, 30 year old frat boys, the introduction of putting “in bed” to the end of a fortune cookie into television history, the Chaka Khan winds of Africa, Donna roofies herself, finally a person of color as a recurring character on the show, a white rose with a 3 foot long stem, Lucinda, a stolen purse, date rape pies, David in his underwear, a racist R.A., blackmailing your Sociology professor, flunking Romantic Poetry class, committing liable live on stage, Rashamon 90210-style, a woman who died of AIDS, staring down Laura, lying about SA, and the real reason behind a take home test.

Exit ticket: Justin is put to the test again with “Which of the following happened to these idiots during their college years?” Dylan gets married and his wife gets executed? An understudy tries to kill Brenda? Tiffany Amber Theison’s Valerie sleeps with the entire cast? Tune in and see how he did.

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