Ever have one of those days? Weeks? Year and a Halfs?

Fret not, for Eight has finally smuggled out a bit of audio for your precious virgin ear-holes!

This is a quick update. And probably safe for work. Depending on your line of work. You know what? Why risk it. Probably best to play all of our episodes over the loudspeakers at your place of business. Customers can't get enough of Dessicated Mouse. (At least that is what Dessicated Mouse tells me.)

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Bush tentacles, potato chip security advice, and petting pretty grass!
Eight continues on his perilous jog through the cold wilderness while explaining recent happenings and the consequences of having sexy hips.
(Podcast may or may not involve gerbils.)

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Eight returns! From his Surprise Extended-Stay All-Expenses-Paid Involuntary Vacation!
Will you join him for a bit of fresh air?
Pretty rocks, suspicious birds, hungry beasts, and psych meds... a typical American outing.
(At the time of this recording, he has not been eaten by wolves. But he is still looking for that elusive group.)

Editors Note: Eight better be very grateful for the long-suffering JARED who received the audio over the phone at 4AM with no explanation other than something terrifying screaming in the background. (Screaming not included in the podcast, you're welcome).
While this was probably recorded on a half-eaten potato, the sleep-deprived miracle-worker has done their very best. And will now get much needed sleep.

If you want jogging advice, a detailed description of some random rock, or just want to say hello...
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