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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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  • Harry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!
    Mar 17 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession

    05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience

    08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge

    10:30 The family diary row

    14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat”

    17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story

    19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal

    21:03 The dog adoption videos debate

    25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers

    27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward

    29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever

    30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat

    42:22 The mystery rapper debate

    44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the arts


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 h et 1 min
  • Abbey Clancy’s Worst Drive Ever! Dating Dilemmas & Wine Debates!
    Mar 12 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions and sharing some of the most chaotic stories from their week.


    Abbey reveals a terrifying experience driving down the winding roads of Box Hill, despite having a serious fear of heights. With a sheer drop beside the road, cars piling up behind her and the kids in the back, the pressure quickly became overwhelming as she tried to navigate one of the narrowest roads she’s ever driven.


    Peter also finds himself under fire as Abbey recalls another recent car journey with him behind the wheel, comparing the experience to the Wolf of Wall Street boat scene thanks to some rather aggressive acceleration and braking.


    The team also tackle some of your questions, including a sticky dating situation where a listener may have complicated his love life after getting a barmaid’s number… only to realise she’s friends with his new girlfriend.


    Plus there’s discussion around relationship “wine therapy”, whether sitting down with a glass of wine actually helps solve arguments or just makes things worse, the ultimate wine vs beer debate, and some hilarious ideas for the kids’ next fancy dress outfits.


    If you want to submit an AMA question to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    The Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/


    00:00 Introduction

    01:00 Dog Chaos & Early Morning Wake Ups

    03:00 Abbey vs Peter Driving Debate

    04:40 Abbey’s Terrifying Box Hill Drive

    09:40 Who Is Actually the Worst Driver?

    14:30 Dating Dilemma: Two Barmaids Problem

    19:30 Dating Multiple People Debate

    23:00 Honesty vs Lying in Relationships

    25:25 Wine Therapy Gone Wrong

    28:50 Kids Dressing Up as Peter Crouch

    33:00 Easter Book Joke & Outro


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    32 min
  • Mother’s Day Special! Abbey’s Mum Joins the Pod, Pete’s Gift Fail and Mother’s Day Confessions
    Mar 10 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a Mother’s Day special on the podcast as Abbey and Peter welcome a very special guest onto the couch — Abbey’s mum Karen. The episode kicks off with Pete admitting to a classic husband fail after forgetting Abbey’s very first Mother’s Day which sparks a debate about the pressure of getting the perfect gift and whether husbands should actually be responsible for organising the day at all.


    Abbey also reveals that she’s been secretly editing Pete’s flower orders over the years to make sure she actually gets the bouquet she wants, while Pete defends himself saying the expectations around special occasions are getting out of hand.


    Later on Karen joins the pod and shares stories about Abbey growing up, what she was really like as a child and why she always knew her daughter would end up performing and entertaining. We also hear about pregnancy cravings, family traditions in Liverpool and what Mother’s Day looks like once your kids grow up and start their own families.


    In the Agony Abs we hear from a mum who secretly hates Mother’s Day and another listener wondering if her husband should still be helping the kids organise gifts even now they’re teenagers.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    02:00 Ricky Gervais “Going Big Time” Story

    03:20 Awkward Fan Encounters & Golf Story with Alan Shearer

    05:40 Abbey’s Lurch Dog Obsession

    07:05 The “Failed Police Dog” Story

    09:00 What They’re Watching Right Now

    10:35 Pete’s First Mother’s Day Fail

    12:00 Abbey’s Weekly Wine: Pete’s “Organising” Skills

    14:30 The Pressure of Mother’s Day Gifts

    16:40 Listener Confession: “I Hate Mother’s Day”

    18:30 Abbey Admits She Changes Pete’s Flower Orders

    19:40 Kitchen Hygiene Debate (Upside Down Cups)

    21:30 Abbey’s Mum Joins the Podcast

    23:00 Pregnancy Cravings & Chip Shop Stories

    25:15 What Abbey Was Like Growing Up

    26:40 Karen on Abbey’s Talent as a Child

    28:00 The Reality of Having a Newborn

    29:00 Abbey Still Wants More Kids

    30:00 How Mother’s Day Traditions Have Changed


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/


    @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    54 min
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