An oldie but a goodie, we’re dragging The Sweetest Oblivion by Danielle Lori back into the spotlight. In this mafia romance, the obsession runs fierce, touches are stolen, and the tension is nothing short of lethal.

Trigger warnings: Murder

The Smut Plug goes back to where it all began with Broken Ties by J. Bree, now told from the boys’ perspective. Will it deepen the obsession or leave us disappointed?

Tropes: Reverse harem, romantasy

Triggers: Dubious consent

We’re breaking down Ironside Academy, a reverse harem romance by Jane Washington. We thought a ten man harem might be too much, but the strong personalities, unique plot, and standout smut gave us plenty to talk about.

Triggers: Abuse, attempted assault, bullying, violence.

This week we’re reading It’s Different This Time by Joss Richard, the cozy second chance romance that might have officially cured Danielle of her trope hate. This past and present love story has a lot of big feelings, NYC moments, and a little Les Misérables energy sprinkled in.

Trigger warnings: Terminal illness

This week we're reading He Sees You When You’re Sleeping by Alta Hensley, a dark holiday romance that asks one big question: what’s better than one stalker? Two.We debate whether there’s a “right” way to stalk someone, why you should always help your elderly neighbors, and the logistics of getting from Manhattan to Staten Island in a blizzard. Join us as we unpack the deeply questionable ethics of stalker love.

Trigger warnings: stalking, sexual assault (attempted), dubious consent

We're going on a holiday road trip romance with brother’s best friend(s) in Filthy Rich Santas by Eva Ashwood. We’re joined by our friend (and real-life Christmas bride) Casey for backup who brings words of wisdom on the best Christmas movie to watch if you're trying to impress your date. You're welcome!

Trigger warnings: verbal abuse (family)

We’re kicking off our first female–female romance with Mistakes Were Made by Meryl Wilsner. We debate whether these characters can put the “mami” in mother or if we’d rather vote them off the Love Island entirely. Plus, our main character shares one of our names, which was confusing, to say the least. Join us for this holiday-light sapphic romance as we ease our way into the season.

Trigger warnings: alcoholic parent (mention)

We’re diving into White Rose Painted Red by Blake and Elena Lawson, and this episode features a special guest: Danielle’s sister. Cassie is overwhelmed by the Northeastern accents, we debate the true value of good pastrami, and we ask the critical question of the day - is shirtless beekeeping hot or just completely unrealistic?

Trigger warnings: Abuse (past), murder