Being the gormful chap he is, Simon is deeply happified to welcome Britain's best-known and best loved lexicographer and etymologist Susie Dent to the shed. Susie has not only served in Countdown's Dictionary Corner for more than three decades (and graced the slightly less seemly environs of '8 Out of Ten Cats' in the process), she has also written the novel 'Guilty by Definition' and numerous non-fiction books delighting in the English language. It's German, though, that really captured her heart early and remains her favourite language. She describes her circuitous and sometimes reluctant route to fame, and as next door's cows gather to eavesdrop, Simon and Susie explore how poets and lexicographers approach, use and celebrate language in their different but complementary ways.

It's not just anyone who could lure Simon away from his Yorkshire fox-hole for a shed away-day - but the chance to meet the magnificently multi-talented musician, actress and erstwhile fast-bowler Self Esteem is more than enough incentive to get him on the train. She tells him all about the thrills and frustrations of a career in music, her hopes of branching out into more experimental work, the pleasure she gets from acting - and introduces Simon to the glow-worm that's been a constant companion since her childhood. Over a proper brew courtesy of Yorkshire Tea, the pair also discover a shared history on that county's village cricket scene. Long before they were pushing artistic boundaries, they both spent many teenage hours walking the boundary rope while eating crisps and dreaming of their futures.

It almost goes without saying that Frank Skinner is one of the most successful comedians and broadcasters of the past thirty years. More recently he has also proved himself to be an extremely astute and generous reader of poetry through the brilliant 'Frank Skinner's Poetry Podcast' which sees him navigate the work of a wide range of poets with all the engagement, skill and apparent effortlessness he's brought to his stand-up. As he tells Simon during his visit to The Shed, that effortlessness actually masks a relentless work ethic and deep commitment to all the projects he takes on. It's a glorious conversation ranging widely across matters of faith, family and football - but it begins with a heartfelt apology from Simon. No apologies are necessary when it comes to the tea break - Frank's just a little disappointed that Simon isn't able to offer Yorkshire Tea’s Biscuit Brew.