On this week's MORNING CROW, Eamon translates some ancient Mesopotamian comedy, Nick reveals his Tony Award picks, and Austin sends a deer flying with his brand new car.

On this politically charged episode of The Morning Crow, Eamon argues to make bedtime a constitutional right, Austin finds a skinwalker outside of his house, and Nick gives us a lesson on how to not break character on camera.

Austin is GASSY on this week's Morning Crow and he makes it EVERYONE'S problem. Eamon recaps the Wienie 500 and Nick proposes a new definition to the word "trilogy"

On This Week's Morning Crow, Nick dresses like Dale Earnhardt, Austin cheats at Movie Blackjack, and Eamon sells the boys on the sweet taste of stallion milk.

Eamon needs to STOP TALKING. Just so annoying in this episode. He's just bulldozing through Nick and Austin playing games, having fun, great banter, flirting...all of that ruined by Eamon's attitude and lack of professionalism. Goodness. Watch this train wreck. Gosh.

t's time to play the music It's time to light the lights! It's time to cock the doodle on the Morning Crow tonight! Haha like the Muppet Shpw. Anyway, Comedian Joseph Walsdorf joins us in the studio today with a special Mothers' Day message. Nick makes us play FMK with the Muppets, Austin tests our Star Wars knowledge, and Eamon breaks down Golden Tempo's historic Kentucky Derby win.

We're on the Highway to Heck today, morning birds! On this week's Morning Crow, Eamon picks the newest NFL team's name, Nick buys a house in Hackensack, and Austin names every AC/DC song by just the drum beat alone.

On this week's MORNING CROW, Eamon talks to the half marathon world champion, Austin teaches us about an ongoing ape war, and Nick makes the gang do their best quick celebrity impressions.