This week CJ joins the snake for a talk about the drawbacks of getting used to air conditioning and chicken frisbees. Have a jerk to CJ's site and let him know what you think of his porn site over on twitter @uberdrivebye

Gena Levy joins the snake this week and tells her how she got her man, from  the other side of the country.

This week the snake talks to a real man and is joined by Black Mark. He  sounds a lot like Andrew Valentino, without the traumatic brain injury.  They talk about his time in the navy and playing hide the torpedo on a  nuclear submarine.

Straight out of the gay capital of Australia, the snake is joined by Eggplant Frank. They talk cricket, rugby league and other things the rest of the world doesn't care about. They give an update on their progress on the Christmas shopping.

A drunk Gil Bravo calls the snake at 5am to talk politics and all things  New York. Thankfully Max G joins to talk about something interesting.  Gil is full of liquid courage and goes scorched earth on twitter and comedians.

This week the snake is joined by Dominic Sin, fresh off the towel drying  of Geno's sack. It's Sam Roberts wet dream as they go through pretend  fighting and super hero movies. The snake finally admits that he is gone  over to the dark side and wears ugg boots.

The best of the good eggs, the artist formerly known as Teamster Tim joins brown snake this week. He explains why Flatcat wants his dog dead, why the snake should drive for 4 days across Australia and why he wouldn't survive World war 3.

He was terrorized on twitter after seeing Stephen Colbert dancing so he's gone private, but you can try to follow him @THollie22

Sark joins the snake to cover his famous cousin's, his lawn cutting  technique and he re-opens old wounds with a former guest. Follow Sark on  twitter @SARK2024