The fluffy green energy company has a 2.6 star rating on Glassdoor. Ouch.

Jon and Charlie dissect OVO Energy's reviews, including a one-star review that's somehow praise, a software engineer with extremely specific grievances about "craft managers," and discover that the office slide injured three people on day one.

Plus: staff vs workforce, gifting in the Philippines, and knowing when your company has outgrown you.

Chapters

00:00 - OVO Background

05:15 - CEO Guessing Game: Chris Hampton

08:30 - Employee Reviews

27:30 - The Deranged Software Engineer's Manifesto

35:15 - The Death Slide Tangent

38:00 - Bowls: Gifting Your Philippines Resources

44:30 - Best Ways to Reward Your Workforce (not staff)

52:15 - One Minute of Actually Good Advice

Money Expert Charlie and Sales Guy Jon dig into Imperial Brands (formerly Imperial Tobacco) — the Bristol-based tobacco giant with a 3.3 star Glassdoor rating and an actual toxicologist on payroll. In this episode:🔥 Why Imperial Brands needs 500 words to justify selling cigarettes💼 A senior toxicologist gives 5 stars (and we have questions)📉 An SDR with grammar so bad we question everything🤖 Job farms, AI interviews, and why your remote interview might be a scam☕ Networking advice that actually works (shocking, we know)Plus: We apologise for disappearing, explain why the sound is a bit rubbish for the next few episodes, and Jon confesses his undying love for secondhand smoke.💬 Drop a comment if you've worked somewhere that makes you question your life choices — Charlie's giving away merch to commenters!Subscribe for more chaotic business content.Chapters0:00 Sound Quality Apology + Season Intro0:59 Welcome to The 5 Star Podcast5:09 Imperial Brands: Who Are They?10:07 Glassdoor Overview15:00 Glassdoor Employee Reviews37:33 Job Search Strategies That Actually Work59:41 One Minute of Actually Good Advice#5starpod #Glassdoor #ImperialBrands #WorkplaceCulture #CareerAdvice #JobSearch #Bristol #BusinessPodcast #GlassdoorReviews #businessethics #businessstrategy #businesstips

🎸 Gigs, Chaos & Questionable Odours: The 5 Star Podcast Hits O2 Academy Bristol 🎸This week, The 5 Star Podcast heads to the legendary O2 Academy Bristol — where the amps are loud, the crowd's rowdy, and the reviews smell a little... fishy.Expect:A LOT of gig chat (borderline obsessive, really).Pure, unfiltered Bristol anarchy.An unexpected detour into the world of prostate examinations (don’t ask).Jon reliving the trauma of a VERY slow prog gig he'll never emotionally recover from.A heartfelt homage to the stunning group that is Ezra Collective (all hail).The eternal debate: packed in like sardines, or just genuinely smelling of fish?It’s live music, life lessons, and classic 5 Star Pod nonsense, served loud.And remember: like, subscribe, and always wear earplugs (and deodorant).Peace, Love & Mosh Pits,Team 5 Star Pod 🎤P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

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🚢 Posh Boats & Bad Reviews: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Celebrity Cruises 🚢This week, The 5 Star Podcast sets sail into the world of Celebrity Cruises, where luxury meets absolute chaos—both onboard and in the reviews.Expect:Some lovely big portholes (size matters).Some extremely unverified Trustpilot reviews.The ongoing investigation into whether Charlie is an AI-generated Swede, half beaver, a CIA agent, or the reincarnation of Lady Di.Potentially—a drop of genuine business advice (but don’t hold your breath).The worst grammar ever seen in a review (prepare yourselves).A huge and shameless beg for sponsorship.And Jon’s deep, unwavering hatred for everyone with peanut allergies.It’s boats, baffling identities, and 5 Star Pod nonsense at its finest.And remember: like, subscribe, and always read the fine print before boarding.Peace, Love & Portholes,Team 5 Star Pod ⚓P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know! (Seriously, we need subscribers, so like, subscribe and all that good stuff.)#reviews #podcast #5starpod

📦 Lost & Damned: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Evri 📦

This week, The 5 Star Podcast braves the abyss that is Evri, the courier service where your parcel’s fate is as mysterious as Jon’s search history.

Expect:

Some serious camera troubles—get used to Charlie staring into the middle distance.

Chicken chat that never actually happens (they tried, they failed).

One of Jon’s deeply concerning sexual fantasies.

Bible facts from Jon.

A new feature - Bot or Not? Will it stick, probably not.

And Jon rapping a review—whether the world is ready or not.

It’s lost parcels, lost dignity, and Charlie losing the battle with the English language—classic 5 Star vibes.

And remember: like, subscribe, and if your package arrives, consider it a miracle.

Peace, Love & Lost Packages,Team 5 Star Pod 🚛

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✈️ Chaos & Carnage: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Heraklion Airport ✈️This week, The 5 Star Podcast endures the true Greek tragedy that is Heraklion Airport—where the only thing worse than the queues are the reviews.Expect:Snobby lounge chat that firmly separates the elites from the peasants.Charlie testing the boundaries of her undiagnosed dyslexia (with mixed results).Some unexpected balloon knotting kink shame (don’t ask, just listen).A well-deserved Jacob Rees-Mogg lashing.The brutal animal murder of a lairy lamb (RIP).And, as ever, some absolutely scorching reviews.It’s airport chaos, political takedowns, and 5 Star Pod nonsense at its finest.And remember: like, subscribe, and never trust an airport sandwich.Peace, Love & Boarding Delays,Team 5 Star Pod 🛫P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!Want some merch? Get over to 5starpod.com

⚡ Shocks & Stocks: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Tesla ⚡

This week, The 5 Star Podcast goes full throttle into the world of Tesla—the cars, the controversies, and the reviews that make you question everything.

Expect:

Heavy headphones and even heavier opinions.

Electric car chat that’s almost insightful.

Some truly sketchy investment advice (not legally binding).

A very sexy website that distracts everyone.

An unhelpful review from Ron—cheers, mate.

And some absolutely dreadful Trustpilot reviews.

It’s high voltage chaos, bad financial decisions, and 5 Star Pod nonsense at its finest.

And remember: like, subscribe, and don’t take stock tips from us.

Peace, Love & Charging Ports,

Team 5 Star Pod 🔋

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