“Flailing, she threw me away…” that could be the theme song of this episode and Meghan Trainor could sing it. The virus is still on the move, Ashton Kutcher is getting a blowie on a boat, and Coop is locked up in a truly gorgeous Italian jail. Sign us up to be interrogated next. Meanwhile, the assassin and Jeremy are embarking on a road trip from hell while plastic surgeon Jon Jon is chopping up bodies like his life depends on it, which it kind of does. Jordan is MIA, probably off feeling her new butt somewhere and it’s not looking great for Ben Platt. It’s truly “All About That Face, Bout That Face, no sniffles”

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Two episodes without a six month lag in between? Who are we?! We’re back and asking the real questions. Does knowing several languages make you hotter? Why does Jeremy look like sexy Squidward? Why is Jordan being such a brat? (Also, she’s gorgeous and needs zero upgrading thank you) Is Anthony Ramos going to sing to us? Why is Coop fighting like the Wile E. Coyote with a pile of Acme bricks? What is hotter – sad emo boys or old men cowboys? We know our thoughts on that one. Guess you’ll have to listen to see who we choose.

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

– Tiffany and Kelly

New show, who dis? That’s right it’s your favorite cohosts attempting to be real podcasters again. We are back and we are breaking down the new Ryan Murphy series “The Beauty.” Episode one plops us down in the world of the rich, famous, and beautiful at a fashion show. The only problem? These models are too hot to handle. Like explosively hot. Seriously, these chicks are blowing up. It’s ok though because Evan Peters and Rebecca Hall are here to save the day, when they aren’t busy whining about how ugly they are. We also dive deep into society’s obsession with beauty and why stand-up is your only option if you don’t have it. Grab your Botox and A LOT of water because this one is a trip.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We are back! Well, kind of. We’re doing our best, ok? Thank you all for hanging in there with us as we try to juggle life and all the things. We ease back into that podcasting routine by bringing you our infamous Top Ten countdown. You know you’re curious about our favorite shows from this year that have had us shrieking in delight, left our mouths agape, and our cheeks wet with tears. Grab your notebook and pen and prepare to jot these titles down for future viewing, welcome to The Top Ten List.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

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It’s here. Finally the finale. Tonya has been found out and the cavalry has arrived to save Tonka. Tonya’s flabbers have been ghasted. She has no idea who could have ratted on her. It couldn’t possibly be the film crew that’s documenting every detail of her crimes. As usual, things dissolve into chaos as Tonya opens a zoo, gets attacked by a chimp, call Eric Goode’s mom a ho, and FINALLY sees the inside of a cell herself. Where is Tonka in all this? Listen and find out.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Surprise! We’re actually back back this time. Tonia is here to spill all the tea on how she kidnapped Tonka. It’s a scene straight out of a Dateline reenactment. Complete with a decomposed, headless chimp corpse; questionable county assessor/embezzler/auction enthusiast; and the worst wig in the history of all the Party City franchises. We also meet Jamie, who gives us the story of Buck, another domesticated chimp who died tragically. She tells this all while installing a sex swing, because Eric Goode is a gosh darn cinematic artist. You want to listen to this one.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Oh hey, remember us? It’s been a bit. Ok it’s been longer than a bit. It’s been a bunch. We’ve had a request to get off our bums and finish the absurdity that is Chimp Crazy. You ask and we deliver. And honestly, this is a story we feel like the world needs to hear our thoughts on. To quickly recap, Tonya is cuckoo bananas. Tonka the chimp is “missing.” We dig into the tragic story of Travis the chimp and the horrific attack that resulted in a woman needing a face transplant. All the trigger warnings! There’s a Zoom call that should be studied in acting classes of what not to do and a huge Jinx like reveal at the end. You won’t want to miss it.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We’re baaaaack! We know it’s been awhile but we are back at it with a whole new crop of crazy. We’re taking a hard left from dramatic series to a docuseries and trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Welcome to the world of chimp lovers. No that is not a typo. These are real people who believe that primates are their children. This show is wild! Episode one features a woman breast feeding a chimp and that’s the most normal thing that happens. Sit down, settle in and buckle up for the wonder that is Chimp Crazy.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”