“Flailing, she threw me away…” that could be the theme song of this episode and Meghan Trainor could sing it. The virus is still on the move, Ashton Kutcher is getting a blowie on a boat, and Coop is locked up in a truly gorgeous Italian jail. Sign us up to be interrogated next. Meanwhile, the assassin and Jeremy are embarking on a road trip from hell while plastic surgeon Jon Jon is chopping up bodies like his life depends on it, which it kind of does. Jordan is MIA, probably off feeling her new butt somewhere and it’s not looking great for Ben Platt. It’s truly “All About That Face, Bout That Face, no sniffles”

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Two episodes without a six month lag in between? Who are we?! We’re back and asking the real questions. Does knowing several languages make you hotter? Why does Jeremy look like sexy Squidward? Why is Jordan being such a brat? (Also, she’s gorgeous and needs zero upgrading thank you) Is Anthony Ramos going to sing to us? Why is Coop fighting like the Wile E. Coyote with a pile of Acme bricks? What is hotter – sad emo boys or old men cowboys? We know our thoughts on that one. Guess you’ll have to listen to see who we choose.

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

– Tiffany and Kelly

New show, who dis? That’s right it’s your favorite cohosts attempting to be real podcasters again. We are back and we are breaking down the new Ryan Murphy series “The Beauty.” Episode one plops us down in the world of the rich, famous, and beautiful at a fashion show. The only problem? These models are too hot to handle. Like explosively hot. Seriously, these chicks are blowing up. It’s ok though because Evan Peters and Rebecca Hall are here to save the day, when they aren’t busy whining about how ugly they are. We also dive deep into society’s obsession with beauty and why stand-up is your only option if you don’t have it. Grab your Botox and A LOT of water because this one is a trip.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”