Get ready for a deep dive into the absolute peak of human confusion. Today, we’re reacting to the legendary Polish town that lived in total fear of a mysterious, brown, legless beast lurking in a tree—only for animal control to discover it was a croissant in a tree. Yes, a pastry held a neighborhood hostage.

Then, we discuss the "polite" criminal who called the cops asking for permission to steal a car. It turns out, even when you're committing grand theft auto, it never hurts to ask for a green light from dispatch first? Finally, we pour one out for our childhood snacks because we’re debunking the myth that Twinkies last forever. Spoiler: They don't, and the reality is much grosser than you think.

Join us for these strange news stories, some high-level shenanigans, and our live natural reactions to the world's weirdest headlines.

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In this gripping episode, we sit down with a special guest interviewee—my own brother—to recount a night in the Arizona wilderness that defies every law of physics we know. What started as a curious trek toward a mysterious, pulsing light on the horizon turned into a terrifying masterclass in the impossible.

We weren’t just "lost." As we hiked deeper into the scrub toward that unidentified glow, the world seemed to stutter. One moment we were pushing forward through the brush; the next, we were standing exactly where we had started, facing the same direction, but somehow behind our original point of origin. No memory of turning around. No tracks leading back. Just a glitch in the fabric of the night.

In this episode, we dive deep into:

• The sensory details of the Arizona time slip and the "heavy" feeling in the air.

• A firsthand interview discussing the psychological toll of experiencing a paranormal event with a witness.

• The mathematical impossibility of our physical location shift.

• Listener theories on Missing Time, teleportation, and the strange energy of the Southwest.

Whether you’re a skeptic or a believer in the Matrix, this story of two brothers and a broken timeline will make you double-check your GPS the next time you step into the dark.

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*DISCLAIMER* - Episode recorded with a broke-ass board. Listen at your own risk!

Buckle up, because today we’re diving into the deep end of the weird history and bizarre true crime pool. First, we head to California to discuss the viral, skin-crawling case of the California Butt Sniffer—the prowler that left a neighborhood in shock and the internet in stitches.

Then, we travel back to 1932 for the most embarrassing military defeat in human history: The Great Emu War. Discover how the Australian Army, armed with machine guns and thousands of rounds of ammo, somehow lost a war to a bunch of flightless birds. It’s a tale of guerrilla emu tactics, Lewis gun jams, and the absolute absurdity of nature.

Warning: This episode contains high levels of confusion, bird-based military strategy, and questionable backyard behavior.