Follow the second star to the right and straight on until boring while I read a sleepy story where all will be well.

These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode’s story is called “Pixel”.

The e-book is now available for pre-order here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0G7L4G32G

The paperback and hardback copies release on March 1st. Learn more at aiyasaya.com

These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. The first story talks a lot about artificial intelligence. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.

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Old Nodderingham and Fuddy Fudrucker will meander on the radio in the Towns on the series of the podcast that puts you to sleep. Our PI’s got some thoughts on marble fountains, that’s for sure.

Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best to keep the show as sleepy as possible, but it does touch on different versions of post-Earthly existence. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, it might be best to listen to a different episode.

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Don’t worry about hanging on or racing carts, if sleeping were an olympic event you would get a gold medal.

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There’s a lot of discussion of hose positions as Michael B tells a chill version of me about the Tom Wambsgans of his dreams while Greg and Buster offer up a path to dreamland.

This episode (kind of) recaps S1 E1 of Succession (”Celebration”) and Arrested Development (”Pilot”).

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This episode will be as calming as combing a doll’s hair and as welcoming as a pool of tepid water. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday weekend. Thanks for listening!

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A sustaining journey goes around and around, meandering like a canoe ride.

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You’ll bob and float off to dreamland like a pool noodle in the sea, or I guess you could call it a sea noodle. Either way we’ll be noodling on some tangents.

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Have a slice of key limestone pie as Vic talks about how no one gets him, man.

This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners.

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Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

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