Rob considers opening a luxury wellness retreat—until Sebastian reveals the missing massages, confiscated underwear, and $8,000 disappointment. Melissa has concerns.

Could Rob survive the apocalypse—or just until the Wi-Fi goes out? Rob and Melissa welcome Major Buck “Last Can” Ransom for a hilariously questionable crash course in survival. Emergency supplies, terrible plans, and dangerously misplaced confidence collide on Random Musings.

Two incapacitated pilots. Hundreds of terrified passengers. One overly confident anesthesiologist. What could possibly go wrong?

Inspired by a shocking real-life aviation incident, Rob becomes convinced that his medical training, nerves of steel, and experience driving a Tesla qualify him to land a commercial airliner.

Melissa strongly disagrees.

To settle the debate, they call veteran airline pilot Captain Dale “Mayday” Hargrove, who quickly discovers that explaining aviation to Rob is harder than flying an actual airplane.

From autopilot and emergency landings to a ridiculous fake airline sponsor, hilarious listener questions, and a rapid-fire showdown involving a golden retriever, this episode goes completely off the runway.

Can Rob land a passenger jet, or will Captain Dale hang up first?

🎙️ Random Musings — Ridiculous questions. Questionable logic. Hilarious consequences.